SkellumSpence

Universal you blew a huge opportunity to not have pizza fries and call them FazFries.

Get yourself a partner who looks at you the same way Donkey Kong looks at bananas in Bananza.

Thank you, Google, for replacing search summaries with a digital idiot that is always wrong. 👍

Hilights from this weekend’s Summer Nights Splatfest:

Shiggy needs cigarette money.

Clash and Aero are fun weapons and can be used effectively.

Really loving how expressive DK’s new design allows him to be. #mariokartworld #donkeykong

Happy Friday the 13th Squiddos

So cute! Great pics!

Actually it’s closer to three thousand hours of gameplay.

For 8 years, 3 months, and 1 day, my launch day Switch has gone through one reshell, one front digitizer replacement, two batteries, an internal fan replacement, two joycon stick replacements, battery swaps, and resells, and over a thousand hours of gameplay. Rest easy soldier. You earned it.

An Aggravating New Barrier Is Making It Harder Than Ever to Land a Job. Candidates Are Pissed. “Tell me about a time when—when—let’s. Let’s circle back. Tell me about a time when—when—let’s.”

If a company doesn’t respect you enough to interview you face to face with a real person, and rather, and AI program, they aren’t worth working for.

slate.com/life/2025/05...

What a rancid horrible bitch.

Rickrolling has taught us to be more wary of random links than any cybersecurity class ever has.

#facts

www.newretrodining.com/retro_rocket...

Oh word is that next month?

Multiple family and friends have sent me clips of stuff coming out of the Donkey Kong Country land at Super Nintendo World and I’m very happy to have that reputation.

Has anyone checked in on the dolphins lately.

In the Nintendo Treehouse presentation for Donkey Kong Bananza they confirm each world is a “layer” of earth that DK will travel deeper and deeper into as he progresses, even seeing a layer that’s completely frozen.

This, of course, is a reference to the classic Divine Comedy, Donkè’s Inferno.

Immeasurable levels of hype.

Do they team up in the fifth movie to look for the Rubber Soul Stone

There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla.

It's working.

There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.

They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.

As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

I’m bringing back shushing in theaters. I don’t pay $25+ for tickets and concessions only to then put up with other peoples inconsideration.

Happy new year I’m only going to say this once:

The “only one human actor” in a muppets production trope was never a thing.

Why don’t you start by pardoning student debt?

a computer generated image of a field of grass and rocks with a tree in the background ALT: a computer generated image of a field of grass and rocks with a tree in the background

Close enough?