defalive

mood

so, I’m out of the loop, what’s the tea?

> no politics at work

> why have you been so tense the past few months, you okay?

the existence of my friends, loved ones, and i has been unfortunately tied to politics so you're gonna pick one or the other before this conversation continues boss

It takes all of us 💙
Thank you to all of the people who have helped get us here.

omg, that’s probably 100% lore accurate. hahahahahahahahahahaha

what a revelation. this is head canon!
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dude has two kids and definitely does not know what sex is.
ChiChi prolly called it naked sparring.

Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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i mean, we’re a city of lovers. seems like an impossible task 😂

this daft punk experience is 11/10

I hope it sticks around forever, not just 30 days or whatever it is.

at least it isn’t trying to get you to listen to maga talking points like yt shorts does. it’s awful.

Frame #66850 from S02 -E12 - Octopus-627710

Ms. Halligan, who took over on Monday after her predecessor quit rather than prosecute James B. Comey with what he believed was insufficient evidence, had a little trouble with the first two tasks. At one point, she entered the wrong courtroom. When she found the right one, she stood on the wrong side of the judge, then appeared confused about the paperwork she just had signed.

Ladies and gentlemen, the meritocracy

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

Van Hollen: I will just say that anybody who thinks we're on the way to authoritarianism is wrong. We are there

this is very near the top of things i worry about

This is what unity looks like.

Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

windex still leaves streaks on mine. Dish soap and hot water is my goto

a green and yellow striped background with a shadow of a person in the middle ALT: a green and yellow striped background with a shadow of a person in the middle

me when the strat hits irl

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH looking forward to booting this up after I finish Expedition 33!

Get this filth off my timeline

thebaseddad 16h If a democrat was assassinated could you imagine what would be going on right now? michaelandwicket 12h Yes. I can. Because it happened literally 3 months ago. And guess what? Democrats called for gun reform and right wingers made jokes about it. Trump said calling anybody to give his condolences would be a waste of time and then skipped the funeral. So we don't have to imagine. It literally just happened. And not a single person on the left called for a war, or called for the Republican party to be labeled a domestic terrorist organization. You cared so little that you don't even remember it.

I would like to report (another) murder.

you've GOT to see this 🤯

Nectarios Triantis scores on the prettiest deep ball seen in San Diego since the Chargers left

obligatory,

has baby waluigi existed before this