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from schefter: ESPN sources: former Colts QB and current St. Michael Catholic High School coach Philip Rivers is interviewing today for the Buffalo Bills head coaching job.

NO WAY LMAOOOOOOOOFJEINGSKFNEFNSOFNDICK

My Fitbit recorded that I was experiencing zone minutes during the re-entry sequence of Apollo 13.

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

Joe Mazzulla on Kristaps Porzingis bleeding after an elbow to the head: "I like watching him bleed on the court. I think it's important."

The NIH is also now in talks with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to broaden agreements governing access to their data, Bhattacharya said. In addition, a new disease registry is being launched to track Americans with autism, which will be integrated into the data. Between 10 and 20 outside groups of researchers will be given grant funding and access to the records to produce Kennedy's autism studies. Bhattacharya did not give details on how they would be chosen, but said their selection would be "run through normal NIH processes."

Gun registry? No. Autism registry? Yes?

Fuck ALL the way off.

It’s nice that the pope did a little stunting on the couch fucker with some of his last moments on this earthly plane.

Donald Trump has produced footage showing that JD Vance did not break that trophy or kill the Pope.

Pope Francis, trailblazing Jesuit with a heart for the poor, dies at 88 When the cardinals voted to elect Jorge Mario Bergoglio as the 265th successor of St. Peter on the evening of March 13, 2013, few of them imagined what kind of pope he would be.

you can find things to quibble with in every Francis piece, but I picked this one to share because I feel like everything everyone is saying about him boils down to this: he was a Jesuit, through & through. I'll remember the times he made the church feel just a little bit bigger, if not big enough.

“educate women on their menstrual cycles” is honestly so funny. like maybe women aren’t getting pregnant because they don’t know how??

- Hosts his home state Buckeyes after they win the College Football Championship
- Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it

- Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday
- Pope Francis dies twelve hours later

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

Pope Francis has died at 88.

His final message: a call for a Gaza ceasefire.

“This is cruelty. This is not war,” he said after Israel killed 7 children in Jabalia.

He called Gaza’s suffering “deplorable” — and made nightly calls to Christians trapped there.

DOGE staffers instruct Vatican to sell St. Peter’s and end all ministering to the poor.

German interviewer: Don't you think a comic book about Auschwitz is in bad taste?

Art Spiegelman: No, I thought Auschwitz was in bad taste.

Universities Told Students to Leave the Country. ICE Just Said They Didn’t Actually Have To. When DHS erased students’ database records, universities said they had to leave. An ICE court filing says the students still had status.

The legal admission by DHS that it cannot actually unilaterally remove student non-immigrant status means every time a university informs a student that a SEVIS change by DHS means they must unenroll and leave the country, they are actively collaborating with a depraved regime.

I do not expect universities to ever stand up for their international students.

We have to demand that Boards of Trustees of universities, most of whom are not academics, scholars, doctors, scientists, and so on, be composed of at least half of such people. Are there comparable situations where Boards of organizations are people who don't do what that organization does?

Pope stayed alive just long enough to tell JD Vance that he sucked. Respect.

I see London i see France
Bored to death by JD Vance

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

you can't complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then criticize my solution of making group chats about classified Yemeni war plans

Dude, a DC bartender might be in charge of making our war plans against Iran right now

Anyway, happy Easter.

Sir there’s a second Yemen Signal chat

I’m proudly part of a tradition of scholars who refused to change their research, teaching, and public statments in the face ot threats from racist authoritarians. They didn’t bend, and neiter should we.

Deconstruction.