@secretbase.bsky.social
we tell sports stories. you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
yellow logo for the New Taipei CTBC DEA, which is like a badge featuring a weird helmeted Halo-looking guy with the letters CTBC DEA
there is a Taiwanese basketball team that is straight-up named after the DEA. the United States Drug Enforcement Agency is their mascot.
06.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 88 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0
also shout out top comment for truly seeing us
06.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
on today's date in 1988, which surely can't be more than like 22 years ago, Jordan and Wilkins delivered at the dunk contest
youtu.be/_K8Qz68pjzk?...
if enough people watch this video then we will release the yassified version of the thumbnail. your choice whether that's a bonus or a threat.
youtu.be/JCcwMbAkyFA?...
holy shit... thank you!
05.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@willbuikema.bsky.social, I think I found the documentary: youtu.be/MpVqBYQBwvQ?...
05.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0it did allow us to gather around a table and discuss when green day occurs this year
04.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
thanks for the reminder to relocate this collection post move
04.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
❌ deep work ❌
04.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 1with Super Bowl LX on the horizon, don't forget that its official pronunciation is Super Bowl Lex
02.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 75 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 2
new video:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4
this one's about George Bell, one of the greatest and most accomplished fighters in major league baseball history
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
25 years ago today, kerry collins laid a huge turd at the super bowl. dipping into the secret base archives to hear alex tell the story of his doo doo day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWn...
3D rendering of a studio space that's empty except for a big screen displaying a mysterious mass of data, a few lights, and a blank human figure
hey it's seth, nothing new to tweet today so here's a 3D rendering Ryan made for our next big project together.
that's supposed to be me in the foreground. not sure how to feel about that
MY TAKE: Each of the four Grand Slam tournaments should have a different name for tennis rackets. At the U.S. Open, they're rackets. At Wimbledon, they're racquets. At the French Open, they're racquettes. At the Australian Open, of course, they're gonzeroolies
27.01.2026 14:45 — 👍 538 🔁 38 💬 20 📌 6
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26.01.2026 16:36 — 👍 1085 🔁 102 💬 80 📌 20
the worst surfaces to have a punch fight
- ice
- moon
- active volcano
- the set for "virtual insanity" music video
www.patreon.com/posts/hello-...
do you think jeff saturday's name has come up in cleveland yet
23.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1
every team that makes it to the super bowl has a different path. Alex set out to find which teams had the most absurd paths and entered as the hottest teams in league history
youtu.be/QHNBhGqktHU?...
sneak peek at what monday's new patreon offering is about, only available at patreon.com/secretbase
22.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Today on Phantom Island: hey it's @jonbois.bsky.social talking with me about the one NFL franchise that's never had a 4,000 yard passer, what that stat even means, and, once again, why the Titans are perpetrating a fraud on America podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
21.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 105 🔁 11 💬 11 📌 1
"you finish up the team's logo?"
"yup made the bear real cool and fuckable like you asked"
"what?"
bradshawtty.mp4
20.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1ya
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phil pasternak has photoshopped the image such that pj brown has shrek's head and pj's head is now on the cover of the book. wow
hold on we've got movement
16.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
slack screenshot of Seth dropping in a photo of PJ Brown reading some sort of movie-branded Shrek storybook and asking "what do you guys think" no one has responded.
full image of pj brown reading his shrek book to children A.J. Sisco /NBAE via Getty Images
does anybody want to talk about PJ Brown's Shrek book???
16.01.2026 18:51 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0YOU RANG?
16.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 68 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
lesson: never paint your name in white out on a device that belongs to someone else
youtu.be/N6C0EGORlxo
good looking out but i'm just trying to find a quote man
15.01.2026 16:16 — 👍 74 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
sneak peek at a new project
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