the reviews are in...
"Immediate Top 10 pretty good/chart party/dorktown vid"
"It's amazing how much this video makes me hate Mike Sweeney. Impressive stuff."
"Extremely good video - did not think I'd end up on Jeff Weaver's side."
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the reviews are in...
"Immediate Top 10 pretty good/chart party/dorktown vid"
"It's amazing how much this video makes me hate Mike Sweeney. Impressive stuff."
"Extremely good video - did not think I'd end up on Jeff Weaver's side."
on monday, Jon will spend nearly 30 minutes relitigating a quarter-century old disagreement concerning a bag lying on the ground. hereβs what he thinks about that
28.11.2025 16:08 β π 55 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0the Chiefs trading Alex Smith to make room for Patrick Mahomes seems like an obvious move in hindsight
at the time, it was a biiiiig big deal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lE...
thanksgiving represents the perfect time to catch up on part 1
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that said, the cowboys and lions have helped create some truly magical bull shit that seems to only be possible on Thanksgiving. we get into some of the holiday chaos in today's patreon video
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did you know that the NFL does not have any sort of contract or official agreement in place with the cowboys and lions that necessitates them hosting games on Thanksgiving? it's just baked in tradition. which means the NFL can do the funniest thing at any moment and just schedule other teams to host
24.11.2025 17:03 β π 128 π 9 π¬ 9 π 0a typical 3-oz serving of beef contains about 2.5mg of iron. however, today's serving may contain unhealthy iron levels. you've been warned.
youtu.be/o_mVRWLdgRI?...
newspaper headline from 1901 BASKET-BALL IS POPULAR subhed: Game Has Recently Found Much Favor Among Athletes
??? anyone heard about this???
20.11.2025 21:42 β π 171 π 33 π¬ 9 π 2photo of lane kiffin while he was the head football coach at tennessee, alongside a quote from him: "singing 'rocky top' all night long after we beat florida next year, it's going to be a blast." they did not beat florida.
working on something
20.11.2025 20:08 β π 43 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0leave society, be a monkey
19.11.2025 18:57 β π 317 π 48 π¬ 6 π 1the city of Cleveland
vs.
a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"
FIGHT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...
Andrea Bargnani's name next to a Jamaican flag
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
18.11.2025 17:45 β π 152 π 3 π¬ 4 π 6talkin sports!
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today brings us another volume for the Secret Base Fan Of Team Recounts That Team's Worst Moment Library: @clararadarmorris.bsky.social on the Wizards drafting Kwame Brown
youtu.be/PtZBCdM8PAg?...
nope, he was on the Nuggets at the time (note their bar below)
13.11.2025 18:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bar graph titled "deke mutombo, an individual, & every entire nba organization from 12/2/95-12/11/96" with blocked shots on the x axis. the rockets have over 40 as a team. mutombo is right below them, and every other nba team is below mutombo
Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995
13.11.2025 18:33 β π 75 π 4 π¬ 5 π 1oh that's super helpful. is it the speed of presentation, the color, the combo? will adjust moving forward
12.11.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what are you running from jonathan?
11.11.2025 15:50 β π 43 π 5 π¬ 3 π 2woah he never be down, or would he always be down
10.11.2025 22:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0jabba the jock
10.11.2025 21:21 β π 80 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
10.11.2025 17:01 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0(idk tho)
07.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shawn Bradley was good!
07.11.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0easy for you to say as Secret Base's first 7'10" director
07.11.2025 14:04 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shoutout to 7'9" Quebecois teenager Olivier Rioux for becoming the tallest human being ever to play college basketball www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pe...
07.11.2025 14:02 β π 63 π 12 π¬ 3 π 6hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...
i mean, would watch
05.11.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0