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we tell sports stories. you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!

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the reviews are in...

"Immediate Top 10 pretty good/chart party/dorktown vid"

"It's amazing how much this video makes me hate Mike Sweeney. Impressive stuff."

"Extremely good video - did not think I'd end up on Jeff Weaver's side."

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on monday, Jon will spend nearly 30 minutes relitigating a quarter-century old disagreement concerning a bag lying on the ground. here’s what he thinks about that

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How the Chiefs altered the NFL with one move
YouTube video by Secret Base How the Chiefs altered the NFL with one move

the Chiefs trading Alex Smith to make room for Patrick Mahomes seems like an obvious move in hindsight

at the time, it was a biiiiig big deal

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-lE...

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thanksgiving represents the perfect time to catch up on part 1
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

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A celebration of chaos | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

that said, the cowboys and lions have helped create some truly magical bull shit that seems to only be possible on Thanksgiving. we get into some of the holiday chaos in today's patreon video

www.patreon.com/posts/celebr...

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did you know that the NFL does not have any sort of contract or official agreement in place with the cowboys and lions that necessitates them hosting games on Thanksgiving? it's just baked in tradition. which means the NFL can do the funniest thing at any moment and just schedule other teams to host

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Alabama and Auburn beefed so hard they stopped playing each other for 41 years, then beefed again
YouTube video by Secret Base Alabama and Auburn beefed so hard they stopped playing each other for 41 years, then beefed again

a typical 3-oz serving of beef contains about 2.5mg of iron. however, today's serving may contain unhealthy iron levels. you've been warned.

youtu.be/o_mVRWLdgRI?...

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newspaper headline from 1901 BASKET-BALL IS POPULAR subhed: Game Has Recently Found Much Favor Among Athletes

newspaper headline from 1901 BASKET-BALL IS POPULAR subhed: Game Has Recently Found Much Favor Among Athletes

??? anyone heard about this???

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photo of lane kiffin while he was the head football coach at tennessee, alongside a quote from him: "singing 'rocky top' all night long after we beat florida next year, it's going to be a blast." they did not beat florida.

photo of lane kiffin while he was the head football coach at tennessee, alongside a quote from him: "singing 'rocky top' all night long after we beat florida next year, it's going to be a blast." they did not beat florida.

working on something

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leave society, be a monkey

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Cleveland beefed so hard with Carlos Boozer coaches had to apologize and fans egged his house
YouTube video by Secret Base Cleveland beefed so hard with Carlos Boozer coaches had to apologize and fans egged his house

the city of Cleveland

vs.

a man whose name has the word "boo" in it and rhymes with "loser"

FIGHT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sk...

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Andrea Bargnani's name next to a Jamaican flag

Andrea Bargnani's name next to a Jamaican flag

messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI

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talkin sports!
www.patreon.com/posts/jerry-...

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Michael Jordan drafting Kwame Brown with the first overall pick was a big deal
YouTube video by Secret Base Michael Jordan drafting Kwame Brown with the first overall pick was a big deal

today brings us another volume for the Secret Base Fan Of Team Recounts That Team's Worst Moment Library: @clararadarmorris.bsky.social on the Wizards drafting Kwame Brown

youtu.be/PtZBCdM8PAg?...

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nope, he was on the Nuggets at the time (note their bar below)

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bar graph titled "deke mutombo, an individual, & every entire nba organization from 12/2/95-12/11/96" with blocked shots on the x axis. the rockets have over 40 as a team. mutombo is right below them, and every other nba team is below mutombo

bar graph titled "deke mutombo, an individual, & every entire nba organization from 12/2/95-12/11/96" with blocked shots on the x axis. the rockets have over 40 as a team. mutombo is right below them, and every other nba team is below mutombo

Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995

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oh that's super helpful. is it the speed of presentation, the color, the combo? will adjust moving forward

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what are you running from jonathan?

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woah he never be down, or would he always be down

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jabba the jock

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the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

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(idk tho)

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Shawn Bradley was good!

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easy for you to say as Secret Base's first 7'10" director

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7'9" Oliver Rioux checks into a game for the FIRST TIME & makes history | ESPN College Basketball
YouTube video by ESPN 7'9" Oliver Rioux checks into a game for the FIRST TIME & makes history | ESPN College Basketball

shoutout to 7'9" Quebecois teenager Olivier Rioux for becoming the tallest human being ever to play college basketball www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Pe...

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Gary Payton won a lot in Seattle ... and beefed with almost everyone
YouTube video by Secret Base Gary Payton won a lot in Seattle ... and beefed with almost everyone

hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...

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i mean, would watch

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