Elon Mukbang

I propose an amendment saying you have to make the Linux right side up

you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water

At least in the tech scene, events are waaaaay more variable.

I came back to Bluesky because someone on Twitter argued that we should do the trail of tears again and my brain hurt

finally getting some classic replies on here. the Didn't Read the Post, the Maximum Bad Faith Reading, the Hostile Non Sequitur, and who can forget my personal favorite, the Are You Surprised??

I just got back after like 4 months, sad to see there’s still drama despite seemingly no further traction??

Funny thought:

When I meet people in an English context and then we find out we both speak Russian, even the most provincially unintelligible schmuck likes to tell me I “barely have an accent.” When I meet people in a Russian speaking context, they don’t believe I’m American.

I used to think it was like Disney world S a kid because Of the ads

My talk from devopsdaysNYC is up! Had a blast delivering it at such a thoughtful event

https://youtu.be/9TPkAy8eRLo

European hotels be like “how much wifi could a guest need? 20 bytes per hour?”

Damn I go one vacation for a week and miss drama?

I’m talking hot americanos but yea true

The population of people who drink Americanos is like 6 Americans and then the entire rest of the world

Oh also you have to go install the specific old feed that I tell you to because it lets me promote my content

Acab includes people who use the word newskies

I realized the other day it’s basically the same accent

Railway for me

I dipped out on the platform for a bit because it got annoying but honestly these folks should be commended for even getting to the point where regular people are “installing feeds”

My poor feet, 30 miles in the last two days 😭

Not your point here, but Americans unquestioningly swallowing idea that an Eastern European has somehow never heard of racism because “it’s all white people over there” is an indictment of the US education system.

Was reminded of this by Brad Troemel’s video today on the satanic panic and it’s consequences

I just realized I have no clue what people mean when they say “broken person”

Ah yea agree

I didn’t realize that I could just GO INTO hyrule castle whenever I wanted without getting immediately liquefied

Wait who is doing the crybullying here the responder? Overall the Discourse here has made me much faster to block, because the platform was seeded with people who invest way too much energy

This might be the next discussion topic at my NYC meetup

Butcher to butcher

Just ran 4 miles straight for maybe the second or third time in my life

Right but they kind of do it on purpose and American govt ostensibly was trying to turn Afghanistan and Iraq into functioning democracies

Fair