Jim Logan

What is *that*?

What could possibly go wrong with having a genocide apologist run CBS?

Butters is dreaming of them.

Dude looked like a lost grandpa, barely managed a weak grounder to an even more befuddled old man and the TV crew acted like he was Kirk Gibson. Puh-leez.

Loser try-hards doing loser try-hard stuff. "Shock and awe" from an alcoholic YouTuber and a 79 year-old man who looks and sounds like he's about to keel over.

Worrying, but also pathetic. Strong people don't need to do Strong Guy Kabuki Theater. All they project is desperation and weakness.

The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries.

He said this out loud.

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

The only good thing that happened at Quantico is that nobody in the top brass can say they didn’t know their commander in chief is a dementia-riddled dipshit with a double-digit IQ.

You have another cat! You’re both lucky.

Not that cave or those people, but the name lives on. This was in the Czech Republic.

The presumption that every species had the same pleasure bits always seemed a bit of a stretch.

I live within a couple of hours of two major condor preserves and have been several times. Condors in flight are breathtaking.

As a Navy vet I knew the author didn’t really understand horny dudes.

This is the intellectual guru of the right?

I dunno. I think it came with the introduction of penises.

There was an otherwise solid book in the ‘90s that argued Neanderthal women would’ve been too ugly for H. sapiens to have sex with. The author was obviously never in the Navy.

And then someone says, “I know! Let’s sack that settlement over the hill and take their women!” Paleotinder, if you will.*

* Not an endorsement of sexual
slavery

He was one of my favorite professors to interview when I was Public Affairs.

Or colonialism, or the slave trade, etc., etc.

"If there’s any fact we know about history, it’s that everybody’s been moving everywhere and having sex with everybody, forever." — Paul Spickard, professor of history, UC Santa Barbara

Ignorant swine. It means “What else you gonna do with cabbage?”

I’m Antifa!

Today I’m taking four trains from Jičín, Czech Republic, to Salzburg. They’re clean, on time and affordable. Please, more autism.

As a retired journalist I have to say the abject cowardice of the media in this moment is enraging and heartbreaking.

You’d be surprised by how many adults come up and say, “Can I pet your dog?” A good number will say they had a basset as a kid. Always wistful.

She’s a kid magnet at the local brewpub.

Bassets are naturally funny. The obstinance contributes mightily.

Indeed she is. Got her from a rescue group around Thanksgiving. Sweet and obstinate as she can be.

This is Butters. She knows Charlie Kirk was a hateful scumbag and that Ezra Klein is doing thinking the wrong way.

And just like that, the Epstein card disappears from the news cycle.