Mister Moron

The starting pitcher homered leading the game off. Neato.

Shohei Ohtani hits a ball over the right-field pavilion for his second homer.

Shohei with the casual three-homer game, and also pitching or something.

Houses of Parliament in Winter - 1903 #artbots #monet
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Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge

Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge https://www.wikiart.org/en/el-lissitzky/beat-the-whites-with-the-red-wedge-1920

I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name.

And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.

See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

Dodgers president Stan Kasten added Japanese-style toilets to the team's clubhouse because Roki Sasaki said having such features could sway his decision of where to sign.

Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.

(via @ocregister.bsky.social)

Dodgers visit the White House on April 7

I don’t wanna say there’s a connection but…

✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8

the los angeles dodgers this year

"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other."

Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822

Say hello to Cookie

I saw Hamilton and The Book of Mormon last time I was in London. I’d like to see Hedwig on stage.

Fim de jogo | O ARSENAL CALOU O BERNABÉU!
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.

GOL DO ARSENAL

⚽️ Gabriel Martinelli
🅰️ Mikel Merino (2)
Real Madrid 1-2 Arsenal
🏆 #ChampionsLeague

GOL DO ARSENAL

Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League

Arsenal 3-0 Real Madrid Stats: Rice Scores Two Wonder Goals To Put Gunners in Dreamland | Opta Analyst Declan Rice scored two incredible free-kick goals to help Arsenal to a famous 3-0 win over European Champions Real Madrid. Check out the best facts and data from the game with our Arsenal vs Real Madr...

A 3-0 win over Real Madrid in a Champions League quarter-final. A night of nerve, noise and mayhem at a raucous Emirates stadium.

Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:

theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...

#ARSRMA

GOL DO ARSENAL

Arsenal 3x0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Mikel Merino
🅰️ Lewis-Skelly
🏆 Champions League

GOLAÇO DO ARSENAL

Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Declan Rice (2)
🅰️ -
🏆 Champions League

GOLAÇO DO ARSENAL

⚽️ Declan Rice
🅰️ -
Arsenal 1x0 Real Madrid
🏆 #ChampionsLeague

I mean, you've got a point. Both the Dodgers and the Padres' records are inflated by sweeps of the worst team in baseball.

Maybe the opposing fans are right and this is just scripted for Ohtani.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Wally Moon

Wally Moon, Dodgers, 1964 Topps
#cardsky

One Agency Tried to Regulate SpaceX. Now Its Fate Could Be in Elon Musk’s Hands. The Trump ally and DOGE chief is expected to turn his budget-slashing sights on the FAA’s little-known commercial spaceflight office, which has proposed fines and grounded SpaceX after explosions and ...

yikes

www.propublica.org/article/elon...

Screenshot of the Dodgers announcing the death of former organist Nancy Bea Hefley.

Very sad to hear of Nancy Bea Hefley’s passing. She succeeded Helen Dell as the Dodgers’ organist in 1988 and retired from the role at the end of the 2015 season. 💙