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postmortal

god’s own stupid puppy dog

tragically six platoons of airborne troopers landed in the Willamette, where they all caught stapf infections

welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

A screenshot of Nathan Fielder from the TV show Nathan For You

The plan? We get Trump to send in federal troops to Portland, but a high ranking official gets stuck behind a freight train for so long in SE that they convince the Department of Transportation to give us a grant for a comprehensive east side bypass of the Union Pacific rail line

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Handshake meme dirtbag socialists progressive urbanists team up on street vendor free enterprise ordinance

Unbeatable coalition

Comic. [Large panel showing curve of Earth with upward opening curve below the surface labeled “constant curvature borehole.” Two smaller overlaid panels show (1) People next to machine on tracks with a tube pointed to the ground labeled “directional drilling rig” and (2) Earth with a ring embedded in it.] [caption] Good news: Geologists have decided that Earth is finally old enough to get its first lithosphere piercing!

Piercing

xkcd.com/3145/

I think there were three separate trivia teams tonight with tylenol themed team names

Happens to the best of us 😔

Not true, slow order was only active one day post construction work. Has been gone the past week

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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yearning

poorly trained attack dyke

I'm hearing the FBI is looking for a man in Utah with a rifle, so they must have some really clear footage helping them narrow it down

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:

1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society

2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

boy i'll say

instagram photo posted by @judiaan of a white house with a red terra cotta roof, showing a garage door that opens to a small coffee stand

portland maps screenshot of 1922 SW elm st. the zoning for the lot is CM1 a commercial mixed use 1

fun internet discovery: cotta coffee, a SW portland coffee shop run out of someone’s garage. how is that possible? because the owner owns a rare single family home on a CM1 zoned lot, which allows low rise mixed commercial and residential uses

Portland's job market is looking like it'll be pretty bad for a while. I can't think of a better time to encourage entrepreneurship in the city.

Let people build Accessory Commercial Units in their front yards, or run businesses out of their garages.

@councilorepg.bsky.social

MAX wikipedia info box screenshot showing the system began operation on september 5th, 1986

happy 39th birthday to the metropolitan area express, here’s to many more decades of keeping the portland metro moving 🥳

screenshot of an email to rep.cyrusjavadi@oregonlegislature.gov Title: Revitalizing the northwest coast with transportation policy Body: Hello Representative Javadi, Welcome to the Democratic party. After following the legislative drama around the latest transportation bill, I'd like to thank you for your willingness to step up and fight to actually fund the public services Oregonians need. It's a welcome perspective even on the Democratic side of the aisle. I'm reaching out to suggest a bold policy idea that would cement your legacy as a leader in northwest Oregon, and that many of your new colleagues would likely support: bringing rail service back to Astoria.

shooting my shot

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss: