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Due to the terms of my NDA I am unable to discuss at this present time etc etc
What I will say is that I'll probably be free for the cricket next year.

'Restructuring' is a word with so many subtle nuances, isn't it?

Movember hack

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Can't quite place it - Marc Bolan..?

"Ah, the fantasy economics of the Gap-Toothed Tit Wizard"

Fresh lemons can deter cats from urinating on your lawn but it largely depends on how good your aim is.

Just noticed The Duckworth-Lewis Method's subtle "Umpires don't cry...." backing vocal. 👏👏👏

Where *are* these guided music tours, Wallis Island? #AIFail

Someone in a meeting today said "You're warming the pan while the fish is still in the sea" and I don't know if this is ancient Carpathian wisdom or just a genius shot at translating 'Hold your horses' on the hoof. As it were.

All These Littles Pieces I am pleased and proud to announce the arrival of second best thing I've had delivered this week. Ease up on that scrolling finger, friends!...

Happy 16th Birthday, All These Little Pieces.
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I'll tell you what - when Mojo get an exclusive, they really get an exclusive!

The Observer's description of the sportsman's after-dinner speaking circuit as 'memory farming' is, quite frankly, genius.

"A few *answers* that I need to know" How many times, people!? (We're on a "I Know Where It's At" tip around here).

I see that the head of NASA has issued a correction memo on the socials to [checks notes] Kim Kardashian. It's 2025, I suppose we are where we are...

India-Rose is going to to take a while living this one down... #saveoursubs

#whammageddon, but for A Spaceman Came Travelling. Now there's a game I wasn't expecting to lose before Halloween.

Turns out a couple of people at work are related to the guy who invented Levington compost for Fisons, and to the man who came up with the idea of the paper speaker cone which, perhaps unwisely, they sold to Marconi.

I thought instantly of this when I received my bill for a couple of burgers, two rounds of drinks and some ribs. £105. Ramsay's Street Food, since you ask.

I won't lie to you, I used to sing "Mr. Blue, you dirty rat..." #ELOMondegreen

Good Lord, Neil Murray's bass part on "Ain't No Love in the Heart of the City" is a thing of glory and wonder, isn't it?

I'll tell you something, once you've worked out how to play a song in open G, you just can't wait to try it on everything else.

Contractors. When digging up the road to effect maintenance, try getting it right the first fucking time.

A post by user thelesliegaar: The fact that the Louvre heist didn't take place at dawn, but at the very reasonable hour of 9:30 a.m. shows that even French jewel thieves have a better work-life balance than us.

…she makes a very valid point here. 😶

Here's a nice little accidental juxtaposition from my socials...

I strongly believe that if Helen Lewis were to invite me to dinner, I should find it very hard to decline. #hignfy

Sumo Other Guy.

If nothing else, that's one of the best openings to a novel I've ever seen.

theafterword.co.uk/fifty-years-... This is terrific.