That Juliet

Loving the details in this

Petition to get Clare Balding and Chemmy Alcott to co host EVERYTHING - what an entertaining duo.

It is I think!!

Cornershop C90

Happy birthday to Tjinder Singh of Cornershop. Here’s a playlist celebrating their magnificent music
▶️ open.spotify.com/playlist/0eI...

Let’s GO

It's crazy to churn out 200 books a year with A.I. Why should anyone want to read a book that you couldn't even be bothered to write?

There are so many great books that were lovingly written and rewritten and then rewritten again by people and so little time to read them all. Just ... why do this?

Everything happens all the time now…

That is very cool and yes you totally can!!

It feels like nothing will stop her, she’s a force of nature

Thank you kindly! I need one of your cocktails! X

Started the day with a runny eye, ended it on a blood pressure monitor… in completely unrelated news, I decided to order a knock off Lego record store kit because man I need a break to do something nice

A still from Keeping Up Appearances, in which Hyacinth Bucket is delivering the line “this is not a cornflake establishment”

Tori Amos in 1994:

Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

Chemmy Alcott is absolutely ace. What a brilliant presenter “you are a BULLET in ORBIT, Clare!!”

Statler and Waldorf have more of a comment than a question

Mate you’re welcome to them. Hope tonight is better!

Its not a new sentiment but: Fuck Matt Goodwin.

I have family members who'd dearly like to have kids, but can't due to medical stuff. Friends who have spent years trying but it hadnt happened. Multiple miscarriages.

Fuck Goodwin and everyone who supports him.

Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader has warned

So as I struggled with miscarriage after miscarriage before having my 🌈 baby, Reform would seriously think I should pay more tax during that agony.

This policy isn’t just a slippery slope to a handmaids tale dystopian future - it’s a deliberate step towards it
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Thank you!

My dad always calls it Pyjama Cricket…

Signs you are ill… TEN HOURS’ SLEEP IN ONE GO! Man, that was something.

Thank you @outonbluesix.bsky.social for indulging me here…

Armenian athletes dressed head to toe in black

Australian athletes in gold hats, gold hoodies and green outer tracksuit

Belgian athletes in bright yellow outfits with red elements

Armenia - Three good colours in their flag and they've chosen to dress like security guards.
Australia - I hate it, I'm afraid.
Belgium - Your DHL order has arrived

BLESS ALL THREE OF CYPRUS

“Sorry I’m busy Friday. I’m DJing on a booth made out of ice.”

Cambridge man who stole 29 Lindt chocolate bunnies is arrested Police hop to it to chase down the sweet-toothed thief as he legs it with with his chocolate stash.

I'm no criminal mastermind but, if I wanted to shoplift something and then slip quietly into the crowd without detection, I probably wouldn't pick '29 things with bells on'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yes, quite. It's the biggest scandal of this administration, so far, probably. It's an average Tuesday under Johnson.

But it IS

I’m extremely late to Girlbands Forever but taking to my sickbed has given me opportunity to binge it and it’s great innit??