vicky

got really excited for a second about all the 4* characters we can choose from in the cosmic roll on event but it turns out i have every single one at e6 ☹️

"goujou" 🥴

BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW!!! SHE WASN'T AWARE!!!! she's unironically call him husband 5 years later

junge bin ich lowkey funny oder wat

it's literally in the reds. it can't go further up

me: well rested, breakfast consumed, exitedly singing along to sleep token

my watch: HIGH STRESS ALERT

i love going thru old tweets and finding proof that manifesting (threatening) actually works

ich gucke sashka seit 5 jahren?! wtf

ah come on

🤧

i'm sorry, acheron... i have no good dot teams so kafka will come home today

so late to the ashveil leaks but damn that's a cunty stance

so, while everyone's crying about their lists being gone i laugh manically

it only took me uhh *looks at non existent wrist watch* half a year or so to finish little mushroom

tbh i already tuned out at the epilgue(s) and only read them omw to work...sometimes...which is why it took so long

*guy likes me on tinder*

oh he looks good and he seems to have the same kind of humor, might as well--

"I have kids and I want more"

🤢

nach 3 wochen low carb und drastischer zuckerreduktion schmeckt der selbstgemachte eiskaffee mit 1 teelöffel ahornsirup plötzlich genau so wie die zuckerplörre ausm kaufland

it auto corrected bitch 😞

need this batch, carnally

Quadros do jogo pokemon red e blue. Neles as falas: 1. Diário: 6 de fev. MEW deu a luz. 2. Chamamos o recém-nascido de MEWTWO.

Today is the only day you can rt this

teenager me would have married shikamaru and i'm not surprised to realise that adult me would still marry him

the photo appointment went so well (the old man was super nice and I was less anxious than anticipated) I'm legit thinking about putting it down for "this week's highlight" in my bujo lmao 😭

she made an appointment for ID renewal months in advance like a big girl. she even thought ahead and made an appointment for the new ID photo 2 weeks in advance to the id renewal appointment. she's so smart! such an adult! *she goes back to binge watching Naruto from the beginning*

found a bunch of old pics of me as a child and almost started bawling. oof

it's been 10 years and i still regret not kissing him the last time we saw each other........THE MOOD WAS PERFECT

found an old class group photo where everyone is looking at the camera except for me. i'm dead ass staring at my crush. WITH A SMILE 😭

"you can't even blink while we're watching" meanwhile naruto and hinata are having a full blown conversation

a very handsome cat looking expectantly at you

anyway look at this gorgeous kitty

not the bangtan netflix collab

going sugar free rn so since i can't reward myself with sweets anymore, i bought a new (used) phone instead 😭

kein recht auf teilzeit ohne triftigen grund? wie kann ein mensch es nur wagen, sich sein leben so zu gestalten, wie er es möchte.

junge schaff doch einer bitte die cdu ab

FINALLY A ASTRA YAO HAVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so early too 🤧