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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

Ask and you shall receive

Schumer ultimately rejects Mamdani endorsement Congress' top New York Democrat refused to say whom he voted for in Tuesday's mayoral election.

"blue no matter who" was abandoned by party leadership when Schumer refused to endorse Mamdani and should've died then and there

www.politico.com/live-updates...

Had to do it quick in an elevator cause this is timely

The Trump Administration & Its Lackeys Can't Escape the Epstein Connection

The Epstein documents reveal more disturbing allegations of rape, trafficking, torture & a eugenics worldview where Epstein sought to impregnate his victims to seed the future of humanity.

open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

Photograph of a tabby cat, in the background on a cluttered desk is a laptop streaming Balatro

watching balatro with maggot

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

The hospital wants $900 for me to get her remains back :/

ko-fi.com/d7th/

three panel webcomic 1st panel: one man says to another "we invented a robot that answers questions" 2nd panel: he continues "we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day" 3rd panel: the other man asks "but it answers the questions correctly?" and the first man replies "oh my goodness, no. no no no no no."

It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...

screenshot from the simpsons, a hand holding a can labelled "Nuts and Gum: together at last!"

Thank you!
Actually made another drawing of it 😺

WHAT A PERFECT CREATURE!!

ohhh I really love how the troll cat looks!!

Devin Townsain Goats

"what if Ghost without the Scooby doo charm"

Photograph of the early Trump robot in Disney's Hall of Presidents. The robot was originally Hillary Clinton and the finished product only looks like a very ugly Hillary in a fascist wig

I have now re-learned what a mole is

Screenshot from online textbook Learning Objectives Make sure you thoroughly understand the following essential ideas: Define Avogadro's number and explain why it is important to know. Define the mole. Be able to calculate the number of moles in a given mass of a substance, or the mass corresponding to a given number of moles. Define molecular weight, formula weight, and molar mass; explain how the latter differs from the first two. Be able to find the number of atoms or molecules in a given weight of a substance.

*raises fists*
Whyyy? Why didn't I pay attention in high school chemistry??

they dragged their feet on prosecuting Trump because they assumed that Biden could beat him a second time

yo is somebody smokin' a brisket?

nah that's my savory vapes

I'm gonna play devils advocate: not all people want to learn new systems, some people barely want to roll the d20 and add the number. They find the fun in the communal world-building and roleplaying and storytelling, and it helps them to have a framework to build that off of.

he sounds like he's in a great deal of physical discomfort

Good morning chat

College is hard :/

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

Remember when we were in the middle of a round of "feral" discourse, then Baldur's Gate 3 came out where you can fuck a bear and the normies loved it, and all the puritan weirdos just kinda slunk back into the woodwork?

big ol yaoi hands

The ICE Reformation Trap - Spencer Piston - Inquest Professionalization will not make immigration policing less violent. It will only increase its capacity, authority, and scope.

Indeed. ICYMI inquest.org/the-ice-refo...