take5™

im guessing i will have to say this every couple of months now for the next few years until u all get it

i hate that i have to say this all over again right now

calm the fuck down. all of u. u absolutely do not need to panic about the public perception of trans people anymore then u already do. every maga dipshit already thinks every mass shooter is a trannee by default. there is 0 people who will get more transphobic from this then they already r.

i feel bad for neil breen bc his fantasy of the wealthy and powerful committing mass suicide upon being revealed is just repeatedly being shattered

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TF idea: Pokemon clear card, whoever you aimed it at gets TF'd

the triple idiots #refulgent

lol its not a traumatic thing it is just exhausting now idrc cuz im trying to do more shit irl rn anyway

i wasnt even as offended about the grok ai stuff as a lot of people were (annoyed is a better term for what i felt about it) but enough people i respected have finally gave up n left cuz of it that now it rlly is just mostly chuds n wokescolds left. there is little left there for me now

it took years and years for "x-dot-com" to become so intolerable that i finally prefer being here more. but it happened. and its not a complement to this site insomuch that a sober acknowledgement of how far low the bar has become

u had me at incest

what do u mean wotc accidentally put spider-man foil cards in main universe set packs en masse. what do u mean their response was to tweet that stores should open packs n switch out cards themselves. what do u mean they did not even use the words "sorry" or "apologize" even once.

what do u mean wotc r releasing 7 to 8 sets a year now. what do u mean half of them are licensed crossovers. what do u mean half of those licensed crossovers dont even have a fantasy setting. what do u mean these crossover sets r now fucking tournament-legal. what the fuck man

hearing sporadically about everything new happening with magic the gathering over the last few years as some1 who hasnt played it in roughly a decade is like hearing about one of ur dorky former high school classmates developing a meth problem n getting arrested for drunk driving

bluesky is the worst social media site ever except for all the rest of them

Hamvex having a flashback to watching the fucking rodfellows movie

Rodfellows

Like eight years ago Cumtown had a riff about Trump announcing he was gay and he loved having gay sex, and the ensuing meltdown as liberals tried to act like it was "a distraction" from the real issues. I'm bringing this up for no real reason.

everyone must stop thinking like this. nobody is illegal. the united states' immigration policies have been cruel and inhumane regardless of who the president is. demand better than the lesser evil

american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really

how many times must chris cunningham be disrespected by this world ...

YouTube video by PlayStation Europe PlayStation advert: Mental Wealth | 1999 | #20YearsOfPlay

"original til i die" my ass youtu.be/YWmbUMStlGI

green dead redemption took me the fuck out holy shit

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.

Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai

i thought u were a trans girl this entire time omfg

ivy

dorks online: i'm building the future of technology and have gotten thousands from investors. i'm rewriting javascript through ai; download my python script.

me: i built a horse for your browser that reads amazon reviews & screams. he is also occasionally insanely racist, but that's just amazon.

invert possession

why anyone shows up to talk to karoline leavitt is beyond me. you don't have to talk to them! your reporting would be better if you didn't! talk to people they fucked over, talk to their underlings. theres so many other people to talk to!