Dan C-K they/them

The most annoying, stupid thing about it, is that I can't buy bourbon to cope, my bank account is empty. I WANT BOURBON

We are unionized. The problem is, federal unions can't strike and that severely limits the power

Yeah. Morale was higher when they killed the union

Context, last shutdown was 2 days and they apologized for the delay

If anyone wants the story, TSA is being told it will take almost two weeks to get us back pay

So after 45 days of working without pay, today I was informed it might 12 days before I get back pay. WTF? How does this make sense?!!?!?

Born I'm 78, I drink too much and I'll let you judge

But I feel fine!

After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.

She's just reaching out to libertarians

It's to simulated the sound of a rabbit in distress

Best dog coming in for pets

My best pupper Loki has crossed the rainbow bridge. It's so hard. I know we made the right decision but 16 years wasn't enough. 36 wouldn't have been

You have to start fighting to keep fighting

Stop caving Chuck

That's my eye test for an elite RB. If he hits the line and I think, no yards there but he gets yards, he's elite

Might be the best catch I've ever seen

Bread and circus. It doesn't work without both

Thank you. Not sure I'll be in this country to see the other side

I used to be a freight forwarder. I am so glad I work somewhere else now. Even though I work for TSA

The frustrating thing is, even if the house is completely non gerrymandered, the Senate is so inherently gerrymandered it doesn't really matter

I need to get back into using prayer beads

@edhrec.com

The room where RG3 ended his career? Where Alex Smith almost died?

I mean, they shouldn't have drafted a running QB with that field

This was why I stopped hating Brady. He was the last pro athlete older than me

Yeah, he started a few games too

That long?

Guess who the "they" that don't want you knowing the truth are

I love the implication that the first of many Gaea's Cradles arrives tomorrow

Half the reason I play commander is to play slivers