Lizard Nettle

Probably just facebook marketplace tbh. You'll need to be able to pay in cash for that though

Like if during fairly routine car maintenance you have to bring out the saw, you know shits getting real.

I really like this image of by old car I took while trying to do some maintenance on it. Really conveys the vibe of "I am 4 hours into this 30 minute repair and I am so fucking done with this shit."

one of my favorite little facts about the restaraunt I work at is I know for a fact that place does not have any functioning fire alarms lmao

I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.

modern gaming is so fucking wack. I can play a game that looks like it came out 7 years ago and somehow it lags on a machine I spent over 1,000 dollars on literally less than a year ago and we're supposed to act like it's perfectly normal

once someone accidentally hit my car while it was parked, and came to the house I was in super stressed out, and I'm just sitting there like "this thing literally isn't even worth the insurance claim"

on my old car once the entire decorative cover for the grille just fucking vanished and my response was basically just "huh, that's weird"

this might sound dumb, but honestly there's something I miss about having a car thats just an absolute fucking beater.

There's something freeing about driving a car so shitty that nobody cares if you break shit on it.

"I should get into woodworking" I think surrounded by a rusty shelf I've half sanded down, innumerable unfinished 3D printing projects, an unfinished soldering project, an entire car I need to replace the engine on, and unfinished notes from all of the studying I haven't done

rimworld, so honestly anything from drug charges to several murders.

I like that there's now the very specific ecological niche of animals that are extremely fucking good at stealing shit from humans.

the burnout leaving my body so that I can regain interest in my hobbies just in time to more efficiently procrastinate at studying my midterms

Rimworld is one of those games thats just super easy to play. Its my go to when I'm too burnt out to really do anything else

its also very funny that dogs had to be domesticated over generations of selective breeding to make them less wolf-like, and then cats just showed up one day and stayed because they wanted free food

its so funny that because of big cats, we've seen proof that cats are only friendly with humans because they're small

when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property

last night I rolled percentile to get a vibe for how strong a random explosive the party has was, and got a fucking 100

Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao

istfg I couldn't figure out why I couldn't level my 3D printer, and it turns out a fucking bolt securing the hotend was loose, so it was wiggling around too much

I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not

I own three volkswagen golfs now, only one of them runs, the other 2 both have over 220K miles, and one of them has the whole ass engine pulled. please send help I have brain damage

It is one of my firmly held beliefs that in densely populated areas drivers should be viscerally terrified of like 12 teenagers just casually walkong directly in front of their car whe theyre going 35 at all times

I live in a small town where jaywalking is fairly normalized, and this has lead to the extremely normal behavior of just walking in front of cars while staring down the driver to make sure they dont do anything stupid

I agree those institutions are bad, but the majority of federal employees are not in those institutions

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

I mean to be real most federal employees are doing things that mostly benefit the public, and basically always have been

just got a 2nd mk4 golf that doesn't run...

BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.

I didn't want to get a third golf, but it's just way too good of a fucking deal unfortunately

I'm about to buy a 2003 GTI so that I can have *two* mk4 volkswagen Golfs that don't run

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Wild bird (sedge warbler?) In house (1)

Wild bird (sedge warbler?) In house (2)

Who the fuck invited him

I'll probably only run it if it's easily mechanically adaptable to my homebrew setting, but I'd imagine it should be fairly easy to adapt.