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Autistic chickens ARE on my 2025 bingo card.

Putin is choosing members of our nation’s presidential staff? Sounds normal.

Elfin effing magical!

I read “gnawing” and thought you started a bit early.

My favorite line from “Rambling Rose” comes to mind, “Replace the tit!”

And bring on the sexy stews!

Amazing details!

We, the shopping public, are disgusting. I’m amused that he didn’t approach in a Kevlar vest.

Without that thick Russian accent of hers, she sounds nearly sane.

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

Silver linings

Your son is a living testament to how much of an unbridled piece of shit RFK Jr is

Yes, Sean, your voters are unrepentant slobs who wear pajamas in public.

This is the toe, then the whole foot in the doorway for RFK Jr to run plaintiffs’ cases and keep half of the settlements funds.

Blue Hasenpfeffer

“Ketamine and Klan” Night

👆🏻

It’s one thing if they’re not familiar with Elvis Presley, but Elvis Costello? Instant mummification.

He used his physicality to convey his character’s deepest darkest innards. Fantastic performance.

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

If “rarely sober” has a face, it’s his.

Operation Blond Bottoms

Came here to say this 👆🏻

I was thinking what a great commercial Command could make. Look! The Command strip didn’t leave a mark! Even on this historic wall!

My best friend, may he rest in peace, would call this “piss elegant”.

I saw a Biedermeier chair with chunkier legs.

I don’t know, but her eating disorder is in full display.

Yes, the Manhattan MAGA Migration. I hope Attenborough produces the documentary.

I heard the Huckabees built a family compound in Hellfart, did I not?