Tim Daniels

Do you ever get obsessed with looking at people’s eyes and thinking they’re too close or too far apart?

Do you ever get the feeling that someone, somewhere, is mad at you, even though you haven’t been a jerk in a while? There must be a word for that.

The white sheets have been removed, but the ideology remains.

I wonder if the horse thinks the dog is trapped behind a fence.

What I imagine they should teach you at Harvard: the janitorial services that allow random employees the opportunity to solve "impossible" equations written on random walls à la Will Hunting, but without those creepy Afflack brothers.

The frightening aspect of growing older is the realization that I may yet to have my worst day. #DebbieDowner

How the hell does physics allow 90% of the college basketball teams to be allowed into the Top 25?

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Things you didn’t know but you knew.9

Wow. Sad, but I have to admit it’s likely true.

I choose the crayon - hbu?

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Let’s go ahead and take our bruises now. Two nominal Democrats (do I really have to say who?) voted against Biden’s labor board nominee. Everything is blowing up red now. The only thing that would make the GOP happier is if Jimmy Carter died today.

I’m not sure, but fries and tots are considered anus safe.

So Big Government and the Nanny State are again telling us what to do.

Well, that changes… absolutely nothing. Let’s stop being Elmer Fudd when he feels happy after almost shooting Bugs. Instead, let’s KILL DA WABBIT!

Remember the FBI informant who claimed President Biden took millions in bribes from Burisma?

He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.

And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.

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Renee is either a dolt or a genius.

I kinda forgot I used to be on Twitter as Smapdi Chimdale.

I was making a shopping list for tomorrow and realized it looked kinda weird.

Random Steven Wright line that popped into my mind: "Last year we drove across the country. We switched on the driving... every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was."

Mind=blown.

Let me know if you love when Trump is humiliated. 💙