A good portion of the Deno engineering team are stuck in an elevator in an empty building in Rotterdam
07.08.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0@lcas.dev.bsky.social
Software person. Building @deno.land. Creator of Fresh. tc39.es delegate. he/him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ป๐ lcas.dev
A good portion of the Deno engineering team are stuck in an elevator in an empty building in Rotterdam
07.08.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Stuck in an elevator with @snek.dev, @littledivy.com, @bartlomieju.bsky.social, @magurotuna.bsky.social, @dsherret.bsky.social, @kettmeir.dev, and Nathan
07.08.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Databases, meet the new Database Explorer.
Available now in Early Access
deno.com/deploy
Do I know anyone who works on Google Safe Browsing? The entirety of one of our PSL'd domains has been incorrectly flagged again
28.07.2025 11:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A container full of bright pink fresh ice cream
After moving to a country where ice cream is generally bad and super expensive... We finally got an ice cream machine!
(raspberries :))
We only got the Italian and English announcements because I complained to the staff that the first three anouncements that they did were in French only (on an international train from Milan to Paris).
Happy they at least took my feedback to heart
Today on SNCF TGV INOUI 9246:
In French ๐ซ๐ท: 1 hour delay due to an electrical failure on the LGV, trains are being diverted over the classic line
In Italian ๐ฎ๐น: 1 hour delay due to strong rain
In English ๐ฌ๐ง: 1 hour delay due to, eemmm, hard, eeeem, and, eeeem, strong, eeeeem, storm
Weโre cooking ๐งโ๐ณ
21.07.2025 17:15 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0chrome render process crash in stable
issues.chromium.org/issues/43307...
We want it to be easier to manage connections to cloud services like AWS and GCP
...so we've added Cloud Connections to Deno Deploy.
deno.com/deploy
Drew the fucking jackpot today: dealing with AT&T technical support AND public cloud technical support
If anyone that follows me knows anyone who works at Google NOC or AT&T NOC that please please please reach out to first name @ deno dot com
Hey, that's not nice - what are we faking?
26.06.2025 09:19 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a colleague of mine just said "wow you wrote tests, absolute cringe". i don't know if i will ever recover
24.06.2025 08:46 โ ๐ 42 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0A GitHub Actions CI workflow diagram titled "ci.yml" triggered on pull requests. It shows two jobs: "test," which completed successfully in 2 minutes and 44 seconds, and "docker-image-dev," which is in a cancelled state but is noted to have been running for a duration of 739424 days and 13 hours.
The tests ran in under 3 minutes.
The docker job, meanwhile, has seen empires rise and fall.
This - รBB knows about some Spanish trains that Renfe fails to display in their own planner
23.06.2025 10:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt know who wrote this, but I know exactly who wrote this
20.06.2025 13:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The upcoming Deno Deploy upgrade (now in Early Access) has the control over environment variables and secrets you've been asking for.
Opt in to try it out now.
With more features landing each week, it's worth watching the change log
docs.deno.com/deploy/early...
How'd you imagine those to be synced back down to your local folder?
12.06.2025 21:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0or did the trains turn the humans gay and we just never knew
07.06.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So. Much. Stuff. Coming
04.06.2025 11:20 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Great!
02.06.2025 08:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm at the @webengineshackfest.org and in 35 minutes (11 CEST) I'll be giving, together with @lcas.dev, a talk on WinterTC. You can catch the livestream on Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=De4n...
02.06.2025 08:24 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also San Sebastian->Madrid was not bookable through Interrail for them, they had to fall back to getting a full price ticket
Talked to multiple people at various ticket offices, they all have the same "bug in the system" excuse
Renfe has not been selling Interrail reservations for some lines "due to a bug in the booking system" for 2 weeks now. Unable to book online from anyone, or in person at the ticket office
A friend of mine is unable to book Ourense->Madrid on Thu for example, even though seats are still available
My boyfriend just went to a restaurant bathroom and then called me to ask how to turn the tap off. AMA
24.05.2025 11:28 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0No itโs not dead. But weโre going to look at some other ways to do state before committing that this is the right approachโข๏ธ and slapping a GA label on it
20.05.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WinterTC is officially called TC55 already because Ecma TCs are numbered. But it is colloquially referred to as WinterTC because that's more fun
20.05.2025 14:49 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you Austria for saving the day โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
17.05.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0curious about what each engineer is working on? let's find out!
13.05.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1The Deno mascot is sitting in a red hammock with a laptop. The hammock is connected to two small palm trees on a yellow sand beach. The sky is blue, with a few white clouds. The sun is shining brightly.
It's nearly summer in @deno.land
13.05.2025 14:58 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0