Just Some Homo

The wording of this is weird.

If “private security firms” that I have not hired are cold calling me saying I have death threats, they’re just lying and trying to scam you for money.

I could call you and say I need $10000 to protect you from online threats. It’s not true. I just want $10000.

Promotional gain laundry detergent with Wicked:For Good branding. For some reason.

“Is that the…”
“Limited edition ‘Wicked: For Good’ Gain laundry detergent with Oxi and Febreze in ‘Fantabulous Floral’ scent? Yes. Yes, it is.”

“Babe, these instructions are either asking me to bathe this tómale like a baby or to present it to the toilet as a gift?”

I’m flying back from Colombia right now. Amazing tómales! I bought one from a store because we landed at 2am. Others were much more fresh.

I was going to heat it up and the directions on the package said,
“Dale un baño al tómale.”

My Spanish is not fluent so I had to ask my husband…

The only thing I avoid is white chicken meat. Doesn’t cook well. Doesn’t reheat well.

Do this at least twice a week with any random combination of proteins and vegetables and spices.

This will keep a variety of things to eat. You can open in the freezer and have choices!

I did this for 3 years when I had to budget less than $2.00 per serving. 2 years ago.

Portion at the end.

I put them in the cheap square plastic containers.

I throw in uncooked frozen vegetables from a bag in each container. Doesn’t really matter what. I like green beans.

Make sure to include some liquid.

Refrigerate what you plan to eat for the next 2-3 days. Freeze the rest

Perfect season for it.

Slow cooker meals.

Whatever protein you have on hand. Pork/beef on low for 8 hours.
Chicken on time and temp depends.

You only need salt and pepper but dry thyme and sage (from the Winco bulk section) will make everything taste extra fancy.

Just typing this out made me sick.

Worst year of my life.

Turns out,

someone was living under my house!

I called the landlord and moved out immediately. The landlord never asked any questions. Especially when I sent them the picture of then person under my house!

One night a woke me up and my brain just would not let me go back to bed.

My brain kept saying, “someone is under your house!”

So I told myself, “fine. I’ll get a flashlight. I’ll look once. Just so I can go back to sleep.”

After about a year, the noises were getting more frequent.

My dumb brain would keep waking me up in the middle of the night telling me someone is living under my house.

“Go to bed dumb brain! No one is living under the house! You’re crazy!”

I hated my first apartment when I moved to Atlanta. It had no insulation. I could hear everything.

I’d hear something in the middle of the and I would wake up terrified. My sleepy brain was terrified someone was living under my house.

“No, go back to sleep. No one is living under your house.”

There’s a MAGA Drag Queen in Salt Lake City. No one… and I mean NO ONE… likes her.

It’s worse than gambling. This is mortgaging the house to get more money from the casino.

The resulting bubble pop is going to ruin so, so, so many people.

If something like this actually goes through, the resulting bubble pop is going to be waaaay worse than if everyone just decided to take their ball and go home right now.

This is showing they are willing to over leverage themselves EVEN MORE.

Very very simplified, but once a company starts talking about leasing anything that’s a huge red blinking light that someone is running out of money. If you can’t buy your raw materials and are resorting to renting them… that’s not good.

Is it bad of I use their own bad AI to make fun of them?

As everyone has always told me, leasing anything a sign that someone is in a really secure financial position and will be around for a really long time.

I think your thread broke here

Alan Menken and Howard Ashman brought Disney movies back from their miserable mid 80s slump and gave us the Disney movies we love.

Favorite song: Part of Their World

Favorite nonsense song: Les Poissons!

Not only from an enjoyability perspective, but also from a sheer measure of success. The Little Mermaid changed the game for Disney and set the tone, stage, and nature for every Disney film for the next 15 years.

Fred Meyer, Safeway, CVS, and Costco are dispensing vaccines with no problems in Vancouver, WA. Heard some weird things about Walgreens, though.

A bot posting

Trump has not been seen in public for
5 minutes
fueling speculation on his failing health and possible death.

Funny for a while. Certainly not a bot to actively follow without immediately muting it.

I want one that says,

Trump has not been seen in public for
(X amount of hours, days, etc.)
fueling speculation on his failing health and possible death.

Maybe anything over 16 hours so it’s not too noisy.

Or maybe being a super noisy bot account could be the point

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I mean, if they want to be humiliated day in and day out in a benefits office just to access what they are entitled to for food and shelter, I guess we could allow them that opportunity.

I wish we had someone better too, but she’s not as bad as say, Gavin Newsom on issues that matter to me.

I understand the ire she gets, and it’s well earned.

One thing I notice about her is that she hasn’t joined the “centrist” dem strategy of abandoning trans people.

In prior debates she called out trans sports bans for what they are, allowing the government to inspect the genitals of children.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

Between your necktie and my leash, which of us is the freer, I wonder...?