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Wisconsin DOJ plans to take legal action against Elon Musk for election-related cash prize MADISON (WKOW) -- Attorney General Josh Kaul (D-WI) said on Friday he plans to take legal action against Elon Musk in response to a cash prize the billionaire is giving

"Attorney General Josh Kaul said on Friday he plans to take legal action against Elon Musk in response to a cash prize the billionaire is giving away related to Wisconsin's Supreme Court election."

28.03.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10483    πŸ” 2378    πŸ’¬ 444    πŸ“Œ 201
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All the laws flouted during SignalGate Very illegal and very not cool.

New in PN: All the laws flouted during SignalGate

"There’s no excuse they can come up with that will be believable, bc the truth is obvious β€” they recklessly defied numerous laws by discussing war plans in a Signal group. And once they got caught, they made things even worse by incessantly lying."

28.03.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12744    πŸ” 4060    πŸ’¬ 447    πŸ“Œ 167
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Attorney General Bonta Urgently Issues Consumer Alert for 23andMe Customers Californians have the right to direct the company to delete their genetic data OAKLAND β€” California Attorney General Rob Bonta today issued a consumer alert to customers of 23andMe, a genetic testing ...

πŸ§ͺ 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy. What could happen to users' genetic data? You could be at risk if a buyer alters privacy policy. CA Atty. General Bonta recommends that you invoke your rights and direct 23andMe to delete your data and destroy any samples of genetic material held by the company.πŸ”¬πŸ§¬

26.03.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
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HHS plans to shutter or downsize several health agencies, including at CDC Health and Human Services is planning to cut 10,000 jobs across the sprawling department.

Meanwhile – – Measles and shingles are everywhere! : HHS plans to shutter or downsize several health agencies, including at www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

27.03.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my best friends puts these signs in front of her house.

We need to be brave

22.03.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 27622    πŸ” 3697    πŸ’¬ 589    πŸ“Œ 94
Drug addeled  isolated loner Musk gets more and more power by the day

Drug addeled isolated loner Musk gets more and more power by the day

Drug addeled isolated loner Musk pulled in as "Trump's brain"

23.03.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy Links Measles Outbreak to Poor Diet and Health, Citing Fringe Theories In a recent interview, the health secretary also suggested that the measles vaccine had harmed children in West Texas, center of an outbreak.

"Mr. Kennedy’s focus on unverified treatments has frustrated some doctors in Gaines County, who have been trying to explain to patients that there is no antiviral for measles and that they have little control over which patients suffer serious symptoms..."
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/h...

11.03.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7038    πŸ” 1826    πŸ’¬ 755    πŸ“Œ 197
I think this is a vague confession. One of Betty. Trump is obsessed with secretly, vaguely, admitting to his crimes! It's a thing.

I think this is a vague confession. One of Betty. Trump is obsessed with secretly, vaguely, admitting to his crimes! It's a thing.

Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn minute.

When he says that "we tried"at the ballot box? What does he mean by that? "How did that work out?" Is he admitting to cheating w/Elon "good at computers" Musk in the 2024 presidential election? I think so.

I think that's exactly what he's indicating here.

11.03.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Why is Bernie the only one doing anything? #BarackObama #HillaryClinton #BillClinton

11.03.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy Shit archive.is/YXRxy#select...

07.03.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5
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& then the Canadians turned the heat.... UP

10.03.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 21888    πŸ” 4455    πŸ’¬ 668    πŸ“Œ 406

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

10.03.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 75931    πŸ” 9822    πŸ’¬ 2086    πŸ“Œ 435

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

10.03.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 68741    πŸ” 11330    πŸ’¬ 1067    πŸ“Œ 507
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Calling All Ethical Lawyers In the face of Trump's retributive assaults on our justice system, the duty of the legal community cannot be clearer: fight back

contrarian.substack.com/p/calling-al... stellar piece!!

11.03.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights Elizabeth G. Oyer, the former pardon attorney, said that she was not told why she was dismissed, but that as events unfolded she feared they might lead to her firing.

Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/u...

11.03.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dicks sporting goods sign outside store says WE DO NOT ACCEPT RACISM OR DISCRIMINATION OF ANY KIND.

Dicks sporting goods sign outside store says WE DO NOT ACCEPT RACISM OR DISCRIMINATION OF ANY KIND.

Dicks Sporting Goods is one of the good guys! πŸ†

11.03.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 39155    πŸ” 6879    πŸ’¬ 712    πŸ“Œ 352
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Elon Musk says X facing 'massive cyberattack' Elon Musk said X is facing an ongoing "massive cyberattack," suggesting a coordinated group and/or a country could be responsible.

Elon Musk said X is facing an ongoing "massive cyberattack,"
www.foxbusiness.com/technology/e...

10.03.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Tesla Stock Down

Tesla Stock Down

Bit of good news for once

27.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Justice Dept. Prosecutors Who Worked on Trump Investigations Fired The termination of more than a dozen lawyers who worked with the special counsel, Jack Smith, came hours after the department’s most senior career official was reassigned.

🚨 BREAKING: Acting Attorney General James McHenry on Monday fired more than a dozen prosecutors who worked on the two criminal investigations into Donald J. Trump for the special counsel Jack Smith www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/u...

27.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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He was half asleep through the sermon. People told him it was about mercy and compassion, and now he's mad about it.

22.01.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20520    πŸ” 3208    πŸ’¬ 2831    πŸ“Œ 605
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Good morning from snowy Charleston, South Carolina! #snow

22.01.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

China appears set to become the world's first clean tech hegemon, their global influence & domestic economy secured through a network of minerals, batteries, EVs, solar, wind & nuclear production & exports. Meanwhile, the US under Trump tries to hang on to its role as 20th century petro-hegemon. πŸ”ŒπŸ’‘

22.01.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1704    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 32
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BREAKING :
Jimmy Carter, the farmer, president and Nobel peace crusader, dies at age 100

29.12.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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American Airlines grounds all flights in the United States after a β€˜technical issue’ | CNN Business American Airlines said a β€œtechnical issue” is delaying all of its flights in the United States during one of the busiest travel periods of the year.

BREAKING: American Airlines flights grounded nationwide on Christmas Eve due to 'technical issue'

www.cnn.com/2024/12/24/b...

24.12.2024 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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7.0-magnitude earthquake rattles Northern California | CNN A 7.0-magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of northern California Thursday morning, about 40 miles west of the community of Petrolia, the US Geological Survey said.

BREAKING: 7.0 magnitude, earthquake rocks, northern California, USGS, tsunami warning issued www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/u...

05.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Is TWISTERS a holiday movie?

29.11.2024 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 1
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Musk’s Slashing of the Federal Budget Faces Big Hurdles (Gift Article) The so-called Department of Government Efficiency, with Elon Musk as co-leader, has advantages that past budget-cutters did not, but laws and court challenges can still make change slow and difficult.

This is going to end in tears

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/u...

29.11.2024 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4227    πŸ” 864    πŸ’¬ 339    πŸ“Œ 55
trump and vance weird stories

trump and vance weird stories

meanwhile over in my family group chat

29.11.2024 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gritty just dunked on james harden

30.11.2024 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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