@doritoshape.com.bsky.social
nimrod of the year
one dayβ¦
12.05.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh wow
06.05.2025 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0imagine tweeting
20.02.2025 00:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@bsky.app work on it
08.02.2025 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thatβs supposed to be a gif
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iβm almost there
08.02.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you guys get to do institutionalized stealing where you abuse his employee discount policy
08.02.2025 16:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0stealing
07.02.2025 21:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thats bc theyβre all over on my feed
07.02.2025 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0might spend a bunch of money on cables and adapters and batteries to finally jump ahead to my all usb-c future
07.02.2025 21:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ur an exception ur oomfie <3 more about like, if iβm gonna follow more folks i want to maintain balance
im in the kurt yurt 4ever
looking for more accounts to follow on here and it seems the platform still skews almost exclusively in the direction gay thirst traps / porn or politics (n=8). both of which are whatever but iβm tryna curate
07.02.2025 20:41 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0my bad
07.02.2025 20:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and did
07.02.2025 16:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0need
07.02.2025 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ben stiller liked this we made it bois
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preworkout routine:
5-10mg cialis. 1 roll of giant smarties. 100-200mg caffeine.
and they both post absolute garbage
06.02.2025 04:11 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0severance except itβs the part of you that posts on bluesky and the part of you that posts on twitter
06.02.2025 03:31 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1π―π―weβre gonna get published
06.02.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0showing the barber a reference photo of a guy with cum on his face
05.02.2025 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whoβs to say
05.02.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wow thatβs definitely malpractice, lmk if you need some names of good lawyers
05.02.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iβm developing a theory that the general aversion to βoverhead lightβ has nothing to do with the lightsβ overhead position at all
05.02.2025 22:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i love stealing
05.02.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0omg congrats
05.02.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0from recovering from illness? from the weather? from the crushing weight of existence?
05.02.2025 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thatβs what the doctor does in a prostate exam
05.02.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0get into it
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