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lowkey my experience in corporate fashion hasn’t given me enough free stuff i think we need to raise a stink about it #TBH

lowkey can’t wait to trudge through snow to go to the office tomorrow i can’t deal with being locked inside with my thoughts

hi sondheimslut how is the snow treating you

heyyyy i’m still here reading yalls little tweets

good evening ben where is your fun silly little screen name

meeee my bush is so bad i’m stretching out all my panties

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oh to finally be vindicated

#WORKFROMHOMEDAY

i’m locked out and had to cancel my card it’s in gods hands

#OHILEAVEQUITEANIMPRESSION

i was really close to making the caption something about that diva #MOTHERALERT

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based on this week i feel like no

THANK YOU BOOTS in regards to the building i’m not sure what that is but i was in midtown at the time

this #PRIORITEA

thank you beloved bestie imy i was thinking we should’ve done trivia this week but i was having a wacky mental week #soon

that steam is often a blessing when i’m walking in this unforgiving winter

i love you and miss you bestina we need to do dinner or a move soon #BOOTS

i love new york!

wait is this even gaga i feel like it’s just a random lady

its new to me i’m sarah plain and tall but im glad gay people are having their fun

iphone photo search is pretty fierce but also folders

i’ve been at this a while #TBH

survey says YES

it appears that the sauna is very tame so i have options #schoolofcruising

it depends on the toucher if we’re being honest sometimes it’s a kindly smile and scoot away situation

and if they’re hot i’ll let them #tbh

my new gym is cruisey as hell every time i go in the steamroom somebody tries to touch my wiener

this weird take… #silasmooreisoverparty