Lisa P

💀💀💀This is, without question, the most amazing insult I have encountered in my 50-plus yrs. Both hilarious & alarming, its "WTF?!!" quotient is off the charts & I can't wait to use it on someone. 👍

Orange Foolius personifies how many US citizens apparently think we should present to the rest of the world: as bloated, pompous, blowhards, ignorant & callous by determination. They think he's John Wayne + Jesus Christ.

It's gonna be weird to not see you posting there. 🥺

This is the shit that leads shuffling down sidewalks, mumbling incoherently. Just spent 45 NINUTES on hold with a nationally known business, telling 4 DIFFERENT people their stolen vehicle has been located. An hour & 20 mins for a 5 min convo. 🙄 It's 10an & I need an emotional support Bloody Mary.

OK, Chili's - the phrase used in your current promotional commercial is "It's not rocket surgery". The phrase that should be used is "It's not rocket science." FIX YOUR SHIT. 😠

@donnabuttrum.bsky.social 😘Welcome!

Howdy! Welcome!! (And now I have this exchange in my head:
"Wendy?"
"Yes, Lisa "
"Is the water warm?"
"Yes, Lisa ") 😎

Pretty gross, USA - reinstalling an egomaniac with delusions of adequacy back into our highest office on a day officially designated to honor a man who wanted equal dignity & opportunity for all.

A Christmas Story & Scrooged are mandatory for me, as well as The Year Without a Santa Claus. Plus, I try to catch the 1950 version of "Scrooge", White Christmas, " A Wonderful Life", etc etc

Well THAT was unnecessarily rude. 😆

Just joining the site. First post has to be my fur kids, 2yr old sisters Bailey & Dublin. 💛🖤