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Review: “Christy” is a tough-as-nails showcase for Sydney Sweeney ★★★★ The average boxer barely spends a hour tops in the confides of the ring, taking hit after hit. Unfortunately for real-life boxer Christy Martin, her fight was 24 hours daily. Based on the harr…

REVIEW: #ChristyMovie
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Petition for Miss Piggy to be the next Oh Mary!

“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant… So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”

Just saw BUGONIA. Truly the only reasonable “Beez in the Trap” TikTok should have come from Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons so why didn’t we get one??

Facebook these days will tell you tha you have 15 notifications and it’s all just pages you either “followed” 10-20 years ago or pages you definitely don’t follow that it suggests you follow that made a post six days ago that it thinks you haven’t seen yet because it can just do that.

Once they retitled Lee Cronin’s Mummy movie to The Resurrected, my first thought was “oh Universal’s doing The Mummy 4, aren’t they?”

A good day to watch VICE (2018) if VICE (2018) was a good movie.

Dick Cheney dying on Election Day. One less vote, I guess!

Just got a screener for a film that will only get 1 Oscar nomination this year and it’s basically the most guaranteed Oscar nomination by far.

Any guesses?

It looks like we’ll be waiting QUITE A WHILE LONGER for #WakeUpDeadMan

A Happy Halloween to all my followers from this cute pumpkin 🎃

no tv and no beer make homer go crazy

I saw SPRINGSTEEN: DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE today.

Can anyone explain to me what Jayne Houdyshell was doing in that film for one single shot, no dialogue??

Subjecting my dog to #GoodBoyMovie @ifcfilms.bsky.social

Setting aside the behind the scenes stupidity, the #Scream7 trailer looks... to me, bad. No commentary, feels artificial, looks super repetitive and the trailer itself gives away a lot of the kills and the entire opening sequence. I can only hope to be surprised.

Already seeing “____ movie didn’t get nominated at the Gothams! I told you it’s Oscar prospects were overblown! It’s over!” It’s the Gotham Awards, sweetie.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny singing MGMT’s “The Youth” as “The Yute” came to me in a dream

the irony of not remembering you took a dementia test

once again. no shade to wicked for good. just need to wait until actual “week of release” reactions and actual reviews. I wish it the best!

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absolutely no shade to wicked for good, all the shade towards hyperbolic pre-release influencer press

The #WickedForGood embargo lifts today and let me just break it now.

It’s a masterpiece. Erivo and Grande are Oscar worthy. Jon M Chu improves upon the second act of the show to deliver a magical sequel, better than the first! I haven’t seen it, but this is what my timeline will be saying.

Netflix Review Round-Up: “A House of Dynamite”, “Ballad of a Small Player”, and Guillermo del Toro’s “Frankenstein” Film fans are currently in the midst of a busy week of Netflix Original awards contenders, with a truckload more on the way. With so many pumping out at a time that demand coverage, it may be easie…

My thoughts on a few @Netflix titles dropping this week: #AHouseOfDynamite, #BalladofASmallPlayer, and Guillermo Del Toro’s #Frankenstein!
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I don’t know if anyone has said this because I don’t think Jacob Elordi looks anything like Tom Cruise but Jacob Elordi looks distractingly like Tom Cruise in the Frankenstein makeup.

A ★★★½ review of Frankenstein (2025) Overlong, heavily flawed but visually sumptuous take on a classic monster by a cinematic auteur that’s a little horny and very bloody, with one unfortunately miscast main romantic character but a stun...

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Just watched A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE.

*super minuscule baby spoiler*

They open the Idris Elba segment with a shot of lions and all I could think about was the incredible 2022 action thriller Beast starring Idris Elba bare knuckle brawling off against a group of vicious lions.

The chances of me even getting to it tonight are low when I have a new season of The Diplomat to burn through.

it’s ok tho. staying appreciative and blessed. they work hard over there, im just a dog waiting to be fed

after a month of getting screener invites from Netflix, and patiently waiting, the very first literal screener arrived in my inbox for a film that comes out… tomorrow.