Me: "Do you want to hear RFK's erotic writings?"
Him, driving: "No."
Me: "Too bad. Here goes..."
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Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of "Her Again: Becoming Meryl Streep" and "Oscar Wars: A History of Hollywood in Gold, Sweat, and Tears." www.michael-schulman.com
Me: "Do you want to hear RFK's erotic writings?"
Him, driving: "No."
Me: "Too bad. Here goes..."
Oh Iβm SURE theyβre delighted
24.11.2025 00:28 β π 37 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0CORRECT
23.11.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry to say I just did not respond to "Train Dreams" at all.
22.11.2025 22:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a liquidation. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
21.11.2025 04:18 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This short doc is an absolute heartbreaker.
19.11.2025 22:07 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sheβs fucking Mark Sanford,
Iβm battling bamboo.
Oedipus with Special Guests the Muppets
16.11.2025 14:03 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Some people in the comments seem to think that profiles are "rewards" that we bestow upon the virtuous, and we didn't "used to" write or read them about questionable characters, regardless of tone. Which, sorry, has never been true in the history of modern journalism.
15.11.2025 17:25 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't shoot me but I liked this profile. The absurdities of the subject are presented straight, lending the whole thing a sliver of irony that doesn't come across in screenshots. I do not think the reader is meant to swoon over the love story. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
15.11.2025 16:50 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 7 π 0Eyes as blue as the flame
Shedding tears for a rose:
Sights that wrench a girlβs heart
Like whale juice stings the nose
His love, so insatiable
Complex and dark
More perplexing by far
Than roadkill in a park
He promised a baby,
A bullet--no pain--
A future as long
As the worm in his brain.
Never tell a straight man that you donβt like the television show βThe Bear.β They will not understand, they will not accept. It just wonβt compute.
14.11.2025 04:34 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Yes! Loved that movie, and glad to see it's playing somewhere.
12.11.2025 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This week in Talk of the Town: Nicholas Christopher, who plays the Russian chess master in "Chess" on Broadway, visits Brighton Beach to show me how he learned to be Russian and a chess master. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
10.11.2025 15:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βDavid [Lynch] knew I could be anyone and held everything inside me. And I did not know that about myself.β A new interview with Laura Dern. https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-new-yorker-interview/laura-dern-has-the-spirit-of-seventies-cinema
09.11.2025 17:30 β π 66 π 10 π¬ 2 π 1I had a long talk with the luminous Laura Dern about her roles in "Jay Kelly" and "Is This Thing On?," her New Hollywood childhood, her lifelong collaboration with David Lynch, and her mother, Diane Ladd, who died a few weeks after we spoke. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...
09.11.2025 15:36 β π 40 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0A wonderful actress who also happened to be Laura Dern's mom. Watch them both in "Wild at Heart" for something truly bonkers. RIP. apnews.com/article/dian...
03.11.2025 21:18 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0How did no one at the Times notice that Micahβs dick was out in this pic
03.11.2025 21:03 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0In this week's Talk of the Town: how one ordinary extraordinary day in the photographer Peter Hujar's life in 1974 sparked a book, a movie, and a trip to the Morgan Library archives with Linda Rosenkrantz and Ira Sachs. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
03.11.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if my life now is the movie βNeighborsβ but the frat is A24.
01.11.2025 05:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I live near the Cherry Lane and @a24movies.bsky.social is partying so hard for Halloween that I can hear it in my bedroom at 1 a.m. Turn it down, auteurs! #ifihadlegsidkickyou
01.11.2025 05:13 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Wary Jane
30.10.2025 02:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Proof that good things sometimes happen to people as a result of doing an interview with me! www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
27.10.2025 21:57 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jonathan Groff shared this story with me onstage last night, and I could barely speak. (He said it was the reason he agreed to do the New Yorker Festival after an 8-show week.) Iβm floored and so moved. These princes. www.vulture.com/article/gavi...
27.10.2025 21:55 β π 75 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0DISAGREE. Halloween has enough real estate already. My ideal holiday is Easter - lasts a day, doesnβt bother those who donβt celebrate it. Signed, the Grinch
27.10.2025 02:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks so much, John! That means a lot.
26.10.2025 03:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reminder that I'll be talking with some of my colleagues about the craft of profile writing (and its strange psychology) at the New Yorker Festival on Sunday at 10 a.m. festival.newyorker.com/event-detail...
24.10.2025 18:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can people running for office just try to be the least bit normal? (I ask this of no one else.)
22.10.2025 17:31 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"A Complete Unknown": People are angry at a folk singer for playing rock.
"Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere": People are angry at a rock singer for playing folk.
This was extremely fun: for Talk of the Town, I ran around SoHo with Ken Burns as he expounded on Revolutionary War generals beneath the street signs that bear their names. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
20.10.2025 14:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0