Andra Porter

Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!

Thank you!

I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?

This way up

Is this what it means to bootstrap?

I hope plump bodies can be appreciated after this cultural preoccupation with Ozempic. Everybody being skinny is boring. Variety is underrated.

Not all who wander are lost

Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol

A 34-count convicted felon who pardoned cop killers and rioters now talking about “law and order” is some next level gaslighty BS

Motivation Monday: Nothing changes if nothing changes. Choose mindfully.

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit in a patch of sunlight and exist.

Just tealing it like it is

Linktr.ee/andraporter

I’m feeling really demoralized. It’s been 4.5 weeks of no walking on this foot. I miss the active/outdoor activities I enjoy, being able to do things for myself, and just having everything not be a momentous task. These follow-up x-rays do not seem promising. Appointment tomorrow.

Feeling hot, hot, hot

Looking for a Holy Grail accountant/CPA, who is well versed in working with ALL of the following:

- 🌶️ work (1099, Schedule C)
- Multiple vanilla Schedule C companies/income/regulations
- Multiple Schedule E properties/income/regulations

Please send recommendations!

I honestly think I’m over vacations that don’t include re-integration downtime prior to coming back to everyday life. I should feel refreshed and re-invigorated after a vacation, not exhausted and overwhelmed.

Is anyone familiar with the Kristen Bell sloth video? I definitely had a Kristen Bell sloth moment! I love these guys!

Jesus H. I had considered the possibility that I might have some neurodivergence but waived it off because everybody seems to identify with ND lately, but now I’m reconsidering because I’ve never felt so called out by a tweet.

Pardon my French, but fuck this trade war.

This is a gigantic robot with a butt plug and you will not change my mind.

Throwback Thursday to adolescent Andra from TEN years ago, who hadn’t yet discovered that sometimes when you think you’re being cute, you’re actually just putting off “I poop in planter” vibes.

Feeling pretty devastated. Travel plans are cancelled, ski season is over, family cruise has to be re-planned, & any activities that involve being on my feet are a no-go (insert joke). Boo!

I added some items to my Wishlist if you’d like to offer some moral or practical support.

Intimidated by the idea of going all-in with a provider? Excited by the idea of getting to know someone new, without pressure? Want to (re)connect but don’t have a ton of time? Most of us offer and love social-only time!

Art imitating art? Lol

I am struck!

I literally laughed out loud!

I’m your neighbor. Can I borrow some sugar?!

Esskeetit! (I’m an imposter, I don’t even list to rap)

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