Amtep

Crusader Kings 3, if you've already learned the UI while not toasted. Everything will be funny.

Ways to have your name echo through the ages:
- conquer several empires
- make one of history's greatest inventions
- sell some bad copper

yeah there's cat hair on my sofa that's why it's called FURniture dummy

There can be NO age verification when there is no research and infrastructure to do it in a secure, anonymous and third-party-less way. Rushing it on the pretext of child safety will only result in disaster, as if there are not enough data breaches and abuses already. #privacy

My #cat is the sweetest cat, and I think she doesn't realize that it hurts when she bites my nose.

Amanda, pensive. #cat #cats

On 6/12, DHS Sec’y Kristi Noem said “We are staying here to liberate [LA] from the socialists and the burdensome leadership this governor and mayor have placed on this country and this city.” This use of military force to displace a democratically elected is the very definition of a coup.

The apprentice is now the master.

they should invent transcripts for audiobooks

But 386 is a bigger number? That doesn't track. AI is hallucinating again

The hardest part is getting a sharpened triangular piece of metal. You can probably pick one up from one of the many plane crashes.

All we can do is watch Skynet being built in real time?! Welcome to the future nobody wanted.

www.schneier.com/blog/archive...

I would like to buy your most structurally necessary book

This form of address is alarmingly nonspecific. What if some other husband had found it first?

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Proposal to pronounce DOGE as "doggy" from now on. There's no need to advertise his crypto after all. And it will get under his skin.

Don't worry, folks. If Elon ignores this order too, the judge will issue an even sterner one.

I finally deleted my X account :)
It took me a while to emotionally let go of it.
#denazification

But we can't know what's in their hearts! What if, secretly and deep inside, they're not racist?

can't upgrade my GPU because at this point the realistic graphics would be too scary

Shockingly, it turns out that everyone is a rare exception

I think #cats assume we have the same situational awareness that they do. So they can sit behind our feet while we get something from a cupboard and we won't step on them because obviously we know they're there.

You: Why do I feel so tired

Body: Coffee and chips are not a meal

Body: Eat a vegetable

Body: Sleep

You: Guess we'll never know

Body: Oh my god

I wasn't aware it had an ending :) I'm still not sure whether I've watched all the seasons.

Popcorn is great. But affer I've eaten it, I don't want any more. And the smell... it *lingers*.

I keep my usb drive with my backups in the cat carrier :)

In Dutch, male and female words are treated the same in *almost* all contexts. So when the difference does matter, most people get this wrong.