Harlot

One of the liquors in my house has gone sour but I dont know which because I put them all in a glass and filled it with Fanta fruit twist.

Binge Watching handmaids tale has me ready to fight a man.

Whenever Blue works a 12-8 on Fridays I make us a nice tea and I get a bottle of wine for the night…. Blues still working and the wine is gone.

I am not remotely patriotic but I’ll admit I slightly felt like a proud mum at the nativity this weekend.

Me and blue leaving a pub after a couple of pre wrap present drinks to a group of men old enough to be our Das saying “the lezzas are leaving” followed up by just saying scissors repeatedly. On this the anniversary of baby Jesus’s dilation.

What you making him look so sexi for?

I mean didn’t she name you?

a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine " ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine "

Me trying to get everything boxed off at work. When I still haven’t finished Xmas shopping.

We will support each other in jan

Because am an idiot and I figured if I start back now I’ll be in good form come jan. hahahahelpmehaha

Went go the gym for the first time in forever yesterday. Now I don’t know if I can stand to get off the bus..

Thankfully you are so much more gorgeous than someone’s son.

Been a long time since balls have flown at me like that.

Angel I felt this in my soul. Any paid on drinks get some form of bottle you can take home and drink alone by Xmas tree light. It helps

My Christmas tree lied to me like men lie on tinder. It’s never seen 6ft

Like fix ya milkshake machine and keep ya mouth shut!!

McDonald workers are rats

Why is the shooter so sexy though? Like Sir am gay

I’d have been completely dressed and ready at 6.30 just waiting. And girl I took it drunk in Mc Donald’s and have no recollection of taking it!

a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it . ALT: a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it .

Is the revolution happening?

The mental gymnastics I did to work out how you even get ready for something that starts at 11pm?!

If it feels like -1 then it’s -1 fucking one.

I can’t wait. Eeeekk

She is a queen. She is the moment

“I have recently started taking baking soda” sound.

If I see Nigel Farage it’s on sight.

Ilysm x

I mean that’s facts angle

Baby it’s cold outside. Rest up for the next two weekends angel.

Couldn’t pick my bio da out of a line up and still never did this my heritage is none of my business.