Kate

Took one of my elderly ladies shopping for xmas clothes, she needed a warm comfy jacket that can go in the washer & dryer, easy to fasten, age appropriate and good value (she hasn't much money)
She chose a pink sparkly faux fur coat. There were scenes. She won

I met Dori a few years ago and she was a proper sweetheart. Gutted she never won but omg she has balls of steel. My poor nerves #dealornodeal

This ~ 💯%

Haha I'm definitely not going then

Gemma Collins really riles me and I don't know why

I love that menopause is more widely researched now but omg the targeted advertising is a minefield. Hair loss regimens, pelvic floor consultants, bone supplements. Where there is a woman of any age, there is a biological phenomenon to exploit. I half want to turn into a swampwitch in peace

Oh my!

Something something in accounting. Ah thank you I haven't got a clue what to tell him

Need some advice...
My boy starts a new job on Monday and the dress code is smart casual. I have never worked in an office and I'm not a boy so I don't know what to tell him. Like is it jeans and a jumper or smart pants and a shirt idk?

Yesterday my dentist said I might get a bit of swelling. What he didn't say was that I would look like Quagmire for the next 3 days omg

First winter that my son has been a car owner and the realisation he had to de ice it
"I thought it was a made up thing auld people moaned about like checking the oil or something"

Wanted to hit the ground running on here with something profound and meaningful, but menopause brain, so here are my green fingernails