Chris

Exactly, then it's over and done by a reasonable time. Hope your cat is ok

No point at all. Yay let's celebrate a terrorist attack failing 400 years ago by setting off explosives all over the country every year! Woo!

Pathetic.

Quieter fireworks are the way forward, then everyone gets to see fireworks without the entirety of England sounding like a warzone!

The dog is shit scared and cowering under the table.

All so you can play with explosives in your gardens for 'fun'.

Cunts. I hope you all blow your fucking fingers off.

Shite. Just absolute shite.

#nufc #whunew

Remember remember the 30th of October, the 31st of October, the 1st of November, the 2nd of November, the 3rd of November, the 4th of November, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treas...

Nightly reminder. Bonfire night is the 5th November, NOT EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON.

Also, if you set off fireworks in your garden at any point, you are a cunt.

That is all.

A reminder. Bonfire night is the 5th November, NOT EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON.

Also, if you set off fireworks in your garden at any point, you are a cunt.

That is all.

Spot the £125m striker 🤣

If you've just bought this Newcastle United sweatshirt from A1Authentics on Vinted, you've been scammed. It's a cheap fake. They stated repeatedly in the listing that it's real. It's not.

Hopefully someone on here will know who bought it so they can get their money back

#NUFC @newcastleunited.com

Nick Woltemade, take a bow! What a belter!!

#nufc

As long as morons are willing to pay stupidly inflated prices, the scalpers will keep doing it. The only way to get rid of them is by leaving them with thousands of pounds worth of stock that no one will buy.

Seems there are people with even more money and even less sense!! 🤣

The worst thing about watching England games is that twat in the crowd with the trumpet

Hope that shit stays away from club football

#LVAENG

Hi, what size you after?

Where's that from?

Wor Sandro, what a handsome bastard.

Might have to add glasses to this now

Also tried the wording in Swedish

Just going through my old doodles and thought before I deleted this one I'd 'Banksy it'.

Looks better than the original! 🤣

Now to get on with drawing big Nick Woltemade!

#NUFC #NEWWOL

Only 152 days until Jamaal Lascelles comes on for the last 10 minutes with the sole directive of snapping the rat in two.

It will be glorious.

Have Sky Sports EVER interviewed a Liverpool fan with a scouse accent??

From not watching a Sunderland match in 7-8 years (apart from when we played them), I've found myself watching two of their games in a week.

They've lost both.

Might have to watch them more.

Might have to pass that one on to @editkev.football 👍

From what I've read I'm pretty sure we're ok PSR wise this summer

Personally I'd sack Wissa off and go for Maximilian Beier (who Brentford want to replace him) as Wilson's replacement

Will be cheaper, is only 22, has scored a good amount every season

Then bring in Vlahovic on loan and absolutely DO NOT sell Isak this window and sell him abroad next year

#NUFC

Is Fabrizio Romano taking money to spread transfer rumors? Fabrizio Romano is facing further accusations from another Scandinavian team that he is requesting money to generate PR.

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Can't believe it's been 16 years since Sir Bobby Robson passed away

An absolute legend of the game and a local hero

#NUFC @newcastleunited.com ⚫⚪

If this was the away kit, it would have been mint.

One for the Brazilian boys and a nod back to the away kits of the late 80s.

So close Adidas!

@newcastleunited.com #nufc

Petition to make this the away shirt! That's wasted as a keeper top

@newcastleunited.com #nufc

DO NOT BUY THESE on Vinted.

They are shit quality cheap fakes from Franks and the seller has listed them as Vintage 90s.

Bullshit.

Get this scammer blocked!

#NUFC

A better name in my opinion given who's in charge of it 😂

If in doubt, always always always ask to see the product code label, it will look like this on Adidas tops