Dave Smith

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Vagina.

Student, "Draw a picture!" All students, "Picture!!!!". Me, "Ok" and I draw an upside down V. Then finish drawing a cat head. Students, "Booo!!!!"

June 9, 2010. Namsung Boys College Prep High School, Iksan, South Korea.

"Teacher, what does 'pussy' mean?". Me, "Ok, I'll write this on the board. There's basically 3 meanings.

Kitten/cat. As in 'pussycat'.

Coward. As in, 'Don't be a pussy and drink that beer'.
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My donations go to the Palestine Red Crescent Society.

www.palestinercs.org/en

Swastikar, incel camino, wankpanzer, deplorean, cuck truck, cluster truck, cyber Aztec, cyber Edsel* and AparthRide.

*I actually love Edsels.

I was next to a cyber truck from my neighborhood and gave it the thumbs down. She rolled down her window to yell at me, but the light turned green to get onto 5. I couldn't tell who was driving until she rolled down the window. I wonder what she was going to say. Probably the 14 words.

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YouTube video by TrampGrunger Flipper - Brainwash

Bars where you can choose any song in the digital jukebox are fun. I like playing Brainwash by Flipper several times in a row. It already repeats itself several times. Fun times as long as they don't know who did it.

youtu.be/HXArvHfC2qY?...

YouTube video by OGshmo Post Apocalyptic DJ, Motormouth in the morning. Kids in the Hall

Month 3 of Musk's presidency will be like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9tS...

elon musk as a slug on a salt box

B-More for the win

Two out of two Daves agree!

Another good site to follow is this one that tracks Project 2025: www.project2025.observer

Fay Fife (Rezillos)
Dale Bozzio (Missing Persons)
Yoko Ono (The Beatles)
Oko Yono (The Beetles)
Koyo Noo (Wings)

We have a website version of the Project 2025 tracker now

(Big thanks to u/mollynaquafina)

project2025-tracker.vercel.app

Project 2025 tracker is now live Keep track of Project 2025's goals

Keep track of which Project 2025 goals have been implemented and which are in progress

#KeepTrack

keeptrack.substack.com/p/project-20...

How much do they pay? I've worked with a few people that were building houses in Thailand with their Thai wives. You have to be Thai to own land. None of them are still married. As soon as the house was finished, and in 1 case a truck was bought, the Thai wife remembered she was already married.

If I had a doll baby, it would look exactly like a Monchichi. Then I wouldn't know if it was my doll baby or if my whore of a mannequin wife was cheating on me!

It's probably a good time to remind Americans that the Heritage Foundation gave the first edition of Mandate for Leadership (Project 2025) to Ronald Reagan in 1981, and Reagan implemented 60% into "Reaganomics" This edition Trump is rolling out is the 9th edition.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Who are the Doors? One of those made up bands for cartoons?

Hopefully you're keeping it up for the youth of today!

Yes! For some dumb reason I did a search on No Kill I Star Trek and your ancient post popped up. Marshmallow Peeps are still the worst!

Probably the same band.

A long time ago I was in a slapdash Star Trek themed punk band called “No Kill I, the Next Generation” … we were lightly featured in “Trekkies 2”. Here’s one of our ridiculous, delightful songs: www.youtube.com/watch

Tex "get your Horta from a No Kill I shelter" Attached image is an animal shelter with a worker looking in a cage at a horta, a rock monster from Star Trek

Lil Bunnies. Punk rock band. 1994, I think. Sacramento California at the Loft.

It's fucking stupid.

Emily! E. N. No, M. I. L. Y!

And then she ran away.

I often answered things like this with the opening of the poem Kubla Khan.

- Yes, I completely agree with you. A bludgeoning in Scottsdale, Arizona in 1978. I'm sure he didn't see that coming.
Emily! Emily!
- I'm surprised you've heard of him, although with his role in Hogan's Heroes while wearing Sinatra's jacket from "Von Ryan's Express" I should have assumed you'd know.