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If you only see one bribeumentary in your life, make it "Melania"!

This is the cinematic version of the Melania coin.

It's time for Europe to wake up and realize that there's no negotiating with Putin.

Trying to defend the indefensible is a truly monumental task.

At this point Ukraine is fighting 2 criminal regimes.

I have the concept of a dividend check.

With tears in their eyes, they said: "Sir, do something!" And I did. I looked tremendous! No one has ever stood more powerfully during a crisis.

Nothing screams fiscal responsibility like repossessing a box of Cheerios. According to the The Bureau of Unnecessary Suffering, feeding the poor has been reclassified as "economic sabotage". The Department of Human Deprivation will be auditing all acts of kindness retroactively.

They don't fight crime. They fight the people who report it. Justice never stood a chance!

This goes one of two ways: our democracy sinks beneath the ocean permanently (80%) or the backlash against billionaires is shocking in its size, scope and fury (20%)

The latter would take people realizing that a very small group of people are destroying Earth, but it's not as fun as owning the libs

Words to live by!

Roseanne will be the Press Secretary and Alex Jones will be put in charge of Space Force. A clown car with no wheels.

Dirtimus Prime on the hunt for Dustclaw!

BREAKING: Biden has been asked to pick Jack Smith for the federal court so Trump can't fire him. Special Counsel Jack Smith can't be fired by Trump if he becomes a federal Judge.

DO IT JOE!!

Day 1004 of the three day operation. Slava Ukrainii!

These are REAL men

Buckle up! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

This will replace the logo depicting a jaguar's face which has appeared in the grilles of Jaguar cars during the past two decades. It's supposed to be a J & an r.

The Grifty Bunch