Pope Belligerent I

Just a quick reminder that Democrats had almost three full months to plan a resistance to what they knew was going to be a hostile and destructive Trump administration, AND THEY DID NOTHING.

Remember when cars got ridiculously expensive and stock ran out somewhere around 2018? That was in part because of tariffs on steel, which definitely didn't help the American economy in any way and is the direct cause of me still driving this 2014 Corolla that I hate instead of a newer, nicer car.

It's weird how the Department of Government Efficiency hasn't cut a single corporate subsidy yet. I'm impressed at how efficient taxpayer support of corporate profits must be.

Trump says he's firing Kennedy Center board of trustees members and naming himself chairman President Donald Trump says he's firing members of the board of trustees for the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and naming himself chairman.

This is basically the end of any claim America has to either free expression or cultural superiority.

We don't have a government anymore, we have a cash machine for billionaires.

I can't tell you how excited I am about the privilege of paying tariffs on projects I Kickstarted a year or more ago. Truly America is great again.

Corporations are pulling their DEI programs for the exact same reason that they instituted them in the first place: they're going along to get along. Never forget, a corporation's loyalty is to the shareholder, not the greater good.

I usually think vanity plates are stupid wastes of money, but yesterday I saw one that said "IMNACAR" and I am a convert.

YouTube video by Innuendo Studios The Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the Rubicon

I think this is really, really important. I highly suggest spending 9 minutes to watch, but the extremely short summary is that instead of asking "when has is gone too far", we need to be committing ourselves to the point where we will take action.

God, I'm going to be such a sarcastic asshole for the next four years. Sorry, everyone. Buckle in.

Just trying to work out how deporting the people who pick our crops and process our meat is going to lower grocery prices.

But why was Melania dressed like the old man in Poltergeist 2?

I came to Texas without my tiny table, and honestly I feel lost.

It's not a crossover SUV, it's a station wagon. Say it. Say "I drive a station wagon." SAY THE NAME.

...about that...

It's my time to shine!

In my many years of working in Texas, I have learned that there are two things you absolutely cannot get here: an abortion, and a salad without meat on it.

Honestly, I thought Anita Bryant died ages ago. I'm so glad I was wrong so that I can enjoy it this time.

Why is Bird me? Why is Bird always me?

getting angry

Wait, can I not edit typos after I post? This might be a dealbreaker, autocorrect hates me.

I genuinely don't understand people who don't have an early discernable clock within eyesight at all times.

I hate this reality.

Oh, so it's Twitter with fewer Russian bots and fascists. I don't love that.