Prof. HELLousy

Penis Goofin' is one of those phrases that I am sure will be creating motifs during my DMT death fugue

Neither seems great but I gotta go with the one that sounds less like Eric Adams

Penis Goofin'

The handshake meme from Predator. Two absolutely beefed up arms clasping hands. Guy on the left is labeled "Jon Lovitz," the other says "Marilyn Manson." In the middle they are "agreeing" on "beating up Andy Dick."

[Punchline is over-wrought pun]

Just pay a Dom you freaks!

Love the very basic idea that the Bill of Rights exists to "protect" state actions.

Diwali Dursday!

Every follow-up to the Zapruder Film has been missing the one thing that made the original so memorable.

I'm from Northern California where they say "ammun" for "almond." Incredibly embarassing.

God she's perfect

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A package of dog supplements meant to deter stool-eating. It has "Coprohagia" in large font and, overall, looks like a pint of ice cream.

Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs

YouTube video by ProfoundClips kid roasts weather man

Simple, really...

That line from the Coates/Klein video..."Do people you respect say that?" should be the new standard

It's literally sometimes the Joker and we just accept this.

Sorry! The Barnes and Noble there shut down. Private sector blew this one, losers!

Great news. We went soft after the OG was ruled to be in the public domain.

The main problem is that while I sit here furious at most of these...Stephen Hawking got me like a fart in Eddie Murphy's mouth.

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But "Baggs and Little Brisbee" is right there!

Will I be the only person in the world asking for "Perspectives" references? It's 5:45 in the AM!

Fuck it. It's Friday. Let's do this again!

A ridiculously gorgeous and talented young Shari Lews and Lamb Chop. She's arching her eyebrows and about to say the word "the" in the sexiest way anyone has ever said it. And that word has been said a lot!

👀👀🐺
🚕 AWOOGA

Let that sink in! 🤣🤣🤣

"Partially" is extremely diplomatic of you

I always cringe at myself because it feels a bit...i don't know...exoticist? But if I were to follow a religion devoutly, the Sikhs make a great case.

Jfc...what, exactly, do NYT/Siena respondents think is actually happening?

Lynch is "start with this one" by default because his masterpiece is an 18-hour season of television.

I know it *technically doesn't count but I will never forgive them for knocking out the Giants in "game 163" of the 1998 season at Wrigley