Hazel

I see strawberry color, cherry flavor, flags waving in my eyes 😍

My process for taking nice pictures: Take 20 pictures, delete 30, throw my phone across the room, it flies out the window, a possum finds my phone and starts posting feet pics to my Bluesky, 10,000 likes.

Going into 2026, I feel so super happy. Last year was a lot, a lot of good and a lot of bad, but I’m so proud of the progress I’ve made. I’m genuinely in such a happy spot with life right now and I feel so fulfilled. I have so many fun plans for 2026 and I’m so excited for the year ahead 💖

My new way of saying I’m dumb without being self-deprecating is to say something like “Wow I’m so cute when I’m being dumb” or “Being stupid is one of my charm points”.

WHAT

Keep that in your back pocket for when they’re casting the inevitable reboot

Hello. This is some intensely powerful boobage 😍 You are gorgeous 🥰

Omg I got the cutest scrunchie-holder 😍

I love that she’s like a Minotaur demon she’s so cool 🤩

It’s ladies night tonight baybee

Would be so happy to oblige if only I could baby 🥰

I need more cute pictures of me on here 😤

Dang that must really suck so much like a lot 😖

Hehe you think I'm cute? 🥰 You're super cute too 💕

Hehe thanks 🥰 Also you're being very relatable rn cos I just joined a big discord server recently and omg its so busy I can't keep up 😵‍💫 I just throw in whatever silly nonsense amuses me to say and then run away into the forest awaiting my next opportunity 😎

That's such a hot example omg 😍 Actually getting flustered thinking about how perfect that would be 😖💕

I'm bad at group settings but I'm also too passive to say anything so I stew in my anxiety and for social media I overthink everything I post It's really fun 😎 but I wanna interact with all the cool nice people around like yourself so girlie is trying to be out here without stressing too much 🧡

Less dangerous hmmm… what do you have in mind? I’m very open to suggestions 🥰

Wow wow ok could you kick me in the fucking head please it’d be an honor? 😍 you’re so hot it’s crazy 😖💕

Let her have both she deserves both 🥰

Hey all, now normally I’d fall to my knees and worship at this point, offering lots of praise and generally being a devout little slut. And I will do so again actually because omg I am always absolutely stunned by how beautiful you are I simply cannot be normal about it please smite me immediately 🙏

My tiddies aren’t small they’re fun-size 😎

You're absolutely beautiful 😍

I’m serving tonight, you know what

I volunteer 🙋‍♀️ me me me me please please me pick me kiss me and then kiss someone else then kiss me again too. Why have they not invented long-range kiss technology omg 😖💕

Ever since taking my girly pills my power has grown tenfold, under the light of the full moon I am capable of lifting boulders, my rainbow auras exorcise ghosts on contact and I have developed dense gravity, I can feel Jupiter being pulled toward me. Also yeah pretty dang cute and young looking 🥰

That’s the beautiful and awkward part of human experience ya know? Trying to make sense of all the different beautiful brains around us and the way they express themselves. Learning to understand each other is Noble and joyous, there’s no shame in being unique, you are charming and kind 🩷

Tummy sleepin’ like a gosh dang seal out here

Wow ok yeah yes mhm yep ok very much this is yep nice I like that yep 💕😖👍

Wow yeah really hard 🫠 like It’s even like making it hard to think properly? I might have to keep looking for a while to ya know like spot the differences 😵‍💫💕