Sterling E. Stevens

I hope UCLA beats Penn State just to see what 70 people storming the field looks like.

You know what? Maybe.

If I knew 2025 was going to be a clusterfuck of idiocy I would've worked out as a kid, turned things around 180 and bully the dumb kids instead. Shove Biff in the hallway, stuff a book in his hands, and be like yo if you don't read this before school's out I'm gonna see you out back.

Woke up from a dream in which I woke up from a dream and now think I need to seriously reduce my sci-fi consumption.

Siri put together a playlist based on the word 'Antebellum'.

Firestarter - Prodigy
Burning Down the House – Talking Heads
Light My Fire – The Doors
Disco Inferno – The Trammps
Great Balls of Fire – Jerry Lee Lewis
We Be Burnin' – Sean Paul
The Roof is on Fire – Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic 3

Ladies, if you're ever find yourself confused by men, like - how do they operate? What could they possibly be thinking? We've all been fiercely debating 100 men vs a gorilla for at -least- a week.

The Shedeur Sanders 30 for 30 in 2035 is going to be wild.

'I met her for 30 seconds, she stalked me online for four years' Victims tell BBC Panorama how a prolific stalker posted thousands of abusive messages about them on social media.

IYKYK.

lol

Let's just start the Dodgers-Yankees World Series next week.

This year's NCAA mens and womens basketball tournaments has been sponsored by Chalk! That's right - plain 'ol dusty ass chalk. Stop supporting Big Marker and go get yourself a box.

Winning became a personal defense mechanism because it's not that I hated losing - I hated getting DRAGGED for losing. But I'm also ambitious and incredibly successful academically and professionally. Maybe it's something parents do to spur their kids or perhaps they're just assholes, but it worked.

I was good enough to play chess competitively in HS and college. The thing is I was never personally competitive and didn't care about actually winning or losing. Yet in college friends hated playing games against me because i'd wipe the floor with them most the time, no matter the game. (2/3)

Two favs @bomani-jones.bsky.social and @minakimes.bsky.social were discussing how their parents never let them win games even from jump as kids. Same with my folks - scrabble, cards, checkers, didn't matter they'd kick my ass without mercy. So I taught myself chess because they didn't play. (1/3)

I was good enough to play chess competitively in HS and college. The thing is I was never personally competitive and ididn't care about actually winning or losing. Yet in college friends hated playing games against me because i'd wipe the floor with them most the time, no matter the game. (2/3)

I think that would be fair.

I think they're simply attempting to model the country after Russia.

Kendrick Lamar, currently the most popular conscious rapper in the world, has the world as an audience while POTUS is in attendance. I know the television broadcast is on delay but that would be incredible if he want off-script from whatever they've practiced with the NFL.

Dear AARP, stop sending mail welcoming me to your club, I am not old enough to be excited by a free insulated trunk organizer!

Add a drink koozie and we can commence negotiations.

Deleted my Threads account. Get a feeling Facebook will be more a shitshow the next few years. Eventually my social media footprint could just be Bluesky, interacting with my 3 followers.

I'm here for Mina's ability to clap back at trolls who feel empowered by anonymity. After each she should casually toss a sword in the crowd, outstretch her arms and ask us are we not entertained.

In the 80s and early 90s my father received tickets from work to lower left field seats at Yankee stadium, and for a few years sat within a short throw of Rickey Henderson.
Thanks for the childhood memories and contributing to my love for baseball, you stole home way too early.

Did i join Bluesky, not out of any real interest to participate in yet another social media platform, but out of petty desire to box out all the other Sterling Stevens in the world by grabbing the username sterlingstevens first?

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe.