Layne "Chalky Candy Heart Sized" Winters

This made me snarf my coffee. Thank you.

Wiring up a jukebox that only plays retro FPS soundtracks and calling it Duke Jukem.

princess morning!! reminder that princesses are free and you can just take them!!!!

I like to pretend that the screenwriter saw the final movie and was like "where are the facehugger's angry eyes? What the hell I was very specific"

Thing is: this isn't even limited to rural America. See: Memphis. Pockets of the Good Ol' Boy network permeates even in areas with a large Black population.

... ESPECIALLY in areas with large Black populations.

It was originally the John F. Kennedy Church of Gaming but he changed it

The growth elixirs were supposed to be delivered to the capital's mage-knights and spread out evenly amongst their forces.
The question of who stole them - and what would happen if you drank ALL of them - is answered as the goblin's mountain-sized foot eclipses the castle town.

Two pyromancers about to duel but then one notices there are flags for a bury gas line nearby, so they move the duel to a safer location.

Heeded Rivalry.

Me trying to be funny on the internet as my entire being collapses from the weight of existing

The silhouettes of vast titans on the horizon against the warm sunset.

I forgot I drew this to be completely honest

Is our shaky wounded planet finally healing

happy birthday ^^

bastardofficial died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation jumpingjacktrash issekai-yay, motherfucker

Victor Von Doom as he keeps on dancing at the Pink Pony Club

DOOM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL
AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

Milf Age was one of the many mmo's that tried and failed to compete with WoW at it's prime, launching and then going free to play within months, and then shutting down fully within a year.

If you get this joke, you are probably within milf age

Been there so many times and it sucks. Hope people get the message for you.

Okay so hi, I’m tapping the sign

me and a guy walk around and the guy says something along the lines of “so i saw a job opportunity that could be good for you” but i dont even fucking hear him cuz im rapt at attention, thinking to myself “that plabe sounds EXACTLY like the beginning of King of Carrot Flowers Parts 2 and 3 by neutral milk hotel

Once again, begging people to read that story about the time eBay criminally harassed an elderly blogging couple because the CEO lost his goddamn mind, and nobody around was willing, or able, to stop and go “wait, we’re mailing these people pigs heads. WTF are we doing?!”

A Fine Day At The Market

#DoDSketch

The Virgin "I begged Abrams to let me wear a stormtrooper costume" Daniel Craig vs the Chad "I didn't know it was Star Wars, I just showed up and sang a song a friend wrote for me to some guys wearing funny heads" Bea Arthur

Think I played a little of the Dash Rendar game! Seem to recall being in a junkyard clumsily fighting IG-88? maybe that was a different game, idk

Back to Shady Pines on Dantooine, ma!

"That Darth Vadah guy offahed me a pretty good deal!"
"Ma, he's ALTERING the deal, and pray he doesn't alter it further."

Bea Arthur's Ackmena, showing sympathy for a loyal cantina patron.

Anyways, the best Glup Shitto ever continues to be Bea Arthur.

But you're allowed to have other favorite Glup Shittos - it's a free galaxy, and you're entitled to your wrong opinion.

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

That motherfucker

I can has? 👉👈

*Standing up at the size community's Council of Nicaea, circa 2002*
Okay I'm fine with slide whistles for shrinking in videos, but are we really married to balloon stretching sounds for growth?

*Cardinal Layne would go on to lose this debate and history would punish her ears for decades*