Eating The Weed Brownie That Also Makes You Incredibly Big while sitting on The Beach That Makes You Shrink
13.11.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@laynewinters.bsky.social
small, blonde, girl - but not barbie. She's taller. Now with 50% less twitter. Size stuff and random nonsense that's usually Disney related. I also sometimes write! allegedly!
Eating The Weed Brownie That Also Makes You Incredibly Big while sitting on The Beach That Makes You Shrink
13.11.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weird memes from fifteen years ago aside, this was still easily top ten Muppet Show episodes, hands down
youtu.be/RUaYbfKZIiA?...
Shrunk and bullied by an *excessively* pink fairy
13.11.2025 02:21 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0This seems like a good roadmap. Phase One was 14 movies, glad to see Phase Two is equally ambitious.
Not looking forward to yet another decade of Internet journalists crapping out articles about "talking dog fatigue", tho.
Truly the candy corn of sandwiches
11.11.2025 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Naming it "Is Time To Die" would be spoiler.
I hope you read this in same bad Russian accent I tweeted it in. I just watched Thunderbolts*.
Not sure if he's better or worse than the more current crop of Faceless Anon that shows up in videos
11.11.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of an Axios article announcing the return of the McRib today
It's that time of year, Olaf! That precious time of year where we go "oh boy, it's back!" and then we get one and it's like "ew, did we even like this last time?"
11.11.2025 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Luck of #Lasombra π€
10.11.2025 15:21 β π 899 π 230 π¬ 6 π 1you need to be smaller than a fairy
10.11.2025 04:15 β π 72 π 21 π¬ 12 π 0What if we kissed
In the urban fall fest inflatable corn maze?
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If I only could
I'd make a deal with God
Left literally in the hands of the tall doll replica of yourself as they leave the room to take care of something, its arms pinched snugly around your waist in something resembling a hug.
The moment they leave, you try to free yourself. But its grasp holds tight, mocking you with a frozen smile.
That's the best kind of short girl!
08.11.2025 15:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$150 for the set of 3. Not the MOST expensive collectibles? But definitely at a price where they start ending up on an adult's shelf as "figures" and not a kid's toy chest as "dolls"
08.11.2025 15:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0("now you gotta die" is a thing she says to a demon in the movie I don't want you actually do that I'm sorry)
08.11.2025 15:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mira's doll boot on your shrunken neck and her flimsy plastic Gok-do pointed at your eye like "hah, you spent $50 a piece on us, now you gotta die"
08.11.2025 13:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Shrunk and bullied by the $150 HUNTR/X dolls
www.forbes.com/sites/timlam...
Kinkshaming π«
Kink script feedback π
"Not trying to kinkshame, but..."
And then I proceed to kinkshame. Every time. π
I stg the plot better not be "Daniel Clamp becomes president"...
I saw someone joke about the Lady Gremlin being a social media influencer, tho. That'd be fine.
deadline.com/2025/11/grem...
This tweet woulda killed in the late 90s/early 00s. Little India and Terror wouldn't have gotten it either.
Not that it matters, I just thought that You Oughta Now.
Naming my first two kids India and Terror so it's funny twice a year when I thank them for birthday and Xmas gifts
05.11.2025 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Grim FandanGo to the polls
04.11.2025 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Goblin who uses a powered exoskeleton to lift more than her Orc girlfriend while lifting weights...then chases after her as the much taller woman shakes her head and mutters while walking away.
"What? What? What did I do?"