Geordie Lass

View from my car across Hexhamshire

My office for the evening. I’ve done worse jobs

The shouting throughout was just too much. Defo a better pundit

Alan Shearer is a Geordie legend but that was a painful listen. My head is banging. Congrats to Inter Milan, brilliant game of football from both teams, thought the ref was absolutely spot on too. Jamal is an exceptional player, his time will come soon enough

Photo of my multi charge radio. From China!

Today my wind up radio arrived. Think if there was ever a time to prep now is it. Thank you China, took a while to arrive but it does what you said 👍

Watching Kemi Badenoch visibly shaking on Kuenssberg is such a satisfying start to a Sunday morning. What a load of drivel. Still bleating on about Labour while ignoring the elephant in the room. I give her six months as leader of the opposition

Had the best night with my aspiring drummer son watching the Elvis movie. A big lesson that the front man always takes the worst. In today’s fast moving TikTok world I really wanted to engage with him in a film he’d take something away from. Mission accomplished somewhat methinks 🙌🏼

Rest up gaffer! Get yourself put right, JT and GJ have got this. Best wishes to Eddie and his family 🖤🤍

Watching Bernie Sanders spitting facts to what looks like an empty Senate 😳 How many will stand up for the Constitution? Unbelievable times

What the Northerners know as a turnip the Southerners refer to as a swede. Are we looking at a swede or a turnip? 🤔

Refer to works of Bishop George of the diocese of Asda for further guidance, his brethren have knowledge in root vegetables, so I’ve heard in cloisters anyway

Are you going to let us know on which pod we can hear the little known lore of spam then? 👀👀🤔🤔

Hear hear Tarquin lad

Morning lovely Kitty. Well said! ❤️

Cartoon strip of an alligator talking to a cloud. The cloud is very grey and looks sad. The alligator says 'Don't hold back the tears, it's ok to cry'. The cloud cries, and below it is a wilting flower. The cloud has stopped crying and isn't grey any more. The flower is upright, with its petals open. The alligator says 'Do you feel better now?' and the cloud replies 'Yes'. Credit - chow hon lam / Buddy Gator Comics

Happy #WellbeingWednesday lovely phone family. How's everyone doing this chilly hump day? 🐫
I love this. Tears are a natural human response to emotions. We need to normalised them, especially for men. They're not a sign of weakness or femininity.
Have a great day all 😘
#HaveCourageAndBeKind

a cartoon of a fox saying you deserve to be happy . Alt: Gif: a cartoon of a fox saying you deserve to be happy

Happy hump day to all

Another beautiful morning in The Toon

Smile at a passer by today, you never know how much a friendly face could mean ❤️

Wishing you all a day filled with wonder

A fine choice! Did it have the desired effect?

Tripps waiting for Lascalles before lifting the cup with Bruno destroyed me 😭 What a class act that lad is

YouTube video by Newcastle United FULL-TIME CELEBRATIONS AT WEMBLEY!!! 🏆 | CARABAO CUP CHAMPIONS

🥹 Pride of the North 🖤🤍

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Sun setting in Colwell, Northumberland

Beautiful Northumbrian evening

Hilda Ogden used to smuggle it in in her rollers. In an effort to boost poor Mavis’ confidence Hilda gave her a pipe. It was downhill from there. Fortunately Mavis ascended the nine steps to salvation in the early 90s with the help of the learned Sister Betty Ford. Or so I’ve heard in the cloisters

Great pod for Ancient Greece novices. I’ve listened to it three times now (fell asleep first two times, your voice has that effect which is a good thing!). Certainly made me reassess my view of Narcissus and the meaning behind the myth

Good morning MC, good morning indeed 😀

a man in a black jacket with a yellow logo on it is laughing with his arms outstretched Alt: Gif Eddie Howe celebrating pitch side

Still beaming from ear to ear 😬 🖤🤍

The Border Reivers are still in a state of frenzy after the cup win. Your presence on the front may restore some order

Man is not an island Sire. Good morning

Morning Archspudbishop. Hope you’re well today 😃

Parachuting nun

Good morning Archbishop

the sun shines brightly through the clouds in the blue sky Alt: Gif: the sun shines brightly through the clouds in the blue sky

Good morning fair folk of Bluesky and glad tidings to all Wulferhampton dwellers

Beautiful blue skies up here in bonny Newcastle this morning. Crisp and fresh

May you find beauty in the day

Chin up Trixie. Brighter days will return. Don’t let the harsh world make you lose your softness 😉

Quite a relaxed one for me 😀 early night methinks. I went to bed still buzzing 😂 hasn’t been too heavy of a day so all good xx

From which broth was the spume scooped? Spume of boiled roots? Spume of boiled pine shavings? An intriguing entree

Peace nun