G-Mann

The cleaners said the same.

Right result - wrong reason.

Just hope all those that spend all their time sucking up to the right-wingers take note that it won't matter one bit when they turn on you.

And they will.

Excellent choice Comrade.

Sorry already had most of that - minus the Yorkies BECAUSE PORK AIN'T BEEF - sorry I'll have to pass. Thanks.

Does that mean there is another free* pen giveaway coming up?

*fees apply.

You can probably get a creme for that from the vets. 😆

There was always the 'Three rings' method to let your parents know you were ready to be picked up.

That was when the call boxes were GPO and you only put the first coin in, once someone answered. If they didn't (deliberately) then it was free!

BT - the money grabbing b'stard - stopped that.

Not sure why that makes me weird rather than old but I've done all those things so a big fat - 0

Clearly everyone else in Wulferhampton is a much bigger suck up than I am.

Not that I care. Obviously.

Probably at a breakfast meeting. 🤣

Interestingly nothing about the Sausage steeling and unjust blaming of AWoD from yesterday.

On the other hand good to see Kevin back amongst the featured.

19-year-olds shouldn't be out of bed in time for breakfast, let alone going out at that time.

The modern generation are doing 'young' all wrong!. 🤯

Seems appropriate for some reason.

Sounds like someone needs a good barking at.

Mr. Pip keeps a list, you know?

Twine?

What serf can afford twine?

At best it's some cast off from @dutytorturer.bsky.social 's 'left overs' bin twisted and knotted together.

You want Wulfie to 'bake' another cake?

Really.

All the legacy print media want rid of the BBC, mainly the BBC Website, which rubbish as it is, is free without adds, and they will never be able to compete with that when fully behind a paywall.

OF course, Murdock etc would rather loose money than influence... just not too much.

Host "Question Time"?

Okay, that's enough internet for me.

Afterwards, will the Squirrel be released from whatever sort of Nerd-world he's been banished to?

Channel4 paid subscription service only offers "Less ads" not "No ads".

Of course back before streaming Sky was also subscription with as many ads as none subscription channels.

Not to mention free Youtube forever buffering, until the subscription 'offer' pops up! Coincidently!

You call that 'painting'?

I find it easier to leave my wits behind at home, to be honest.

Sensitive is a good thing in an asswipe, surely?

Pardon me, M'Lady but which way does the asswipe thing work with a squirrel?

Does the angle of the tail itself really get up there and then spin it around to hold the tail as a handy handle and use the head to get to the crusty bits?

Or am I being too literal? 😜

Who would have thought?

Anyone who's met, or heard of him, I'd imagine.

Chunky?

Why is it chun...

No, wait, probably best not to know.