Uncle Dane

Did you guys know that Scout double jumps because he likes it

been big into orange movies lately

YouTube video by Uncle Dane I'm Just One Uncle... Among Thousands

Laughed my you-know-what off recording this video the other night. (fyi it was my ass. my ass was what I laughed off..) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxO2...

Official MvM update coming in October??

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Valve should try and make a card game again. They foolishly tried to release Artifact during the icky Hearthstone era. But now we live in the age of Balatro. Pokemon Pocket. Marvel Snap. People like digital card games now. It's time to dust off the Artifact I think, I'm ready to give another shot.

I kinda hope shadow dropping becomes the new game release meta. Eliminate overblown expectations by allowing zero time for people to form them in the first place. Like, despite the performance issues Oblivion Remastered has, it hurts significantly less since I didn't have to wait months to play.

what does this mean

did something happen?

You're a lesser imp to me, pal. nothin but a level 1 skeleton archer. I just looted you and got some bone dust and 3 gold. defeated 19 other mobs just like you for this quest, bud. keep talkin

YouTube video by Uncle Dane Stop Chasing Spies

A lot of comments on my recent vid saying it's a sign that I've been recording the "I Main Spy Now" video. Sorry to disappoint, but I've been doing them in order of my least-played to most. So Spy is not next. I'll just go ahead and let ya know: it's gonna be Scout.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STK...

In the middle of the street

You can play CTF maps on 1kU right now, yes!

bad news: the uncles have taken the fort

I got sick and tired of people ruthlessly killing my clones over and over again in One Thousand Uncles, so I gave them all 100% guaranteed crits. Have fun getting one-shot by the Pomson from across the map! Happy April 1st >:)

me when I'm 2 health

If Valve ever does get rid of Casual Mode and replaces it with Quickplay, I would be completely okay with that. I am not a diehard defender of the current matchmaking system. I just want to be able to play TF2. I will always be satisfied with whatever system that allows me to do that.

YouTube video by Uncle Dane This game sometimes...

Did you even say thank you once for the dispenser??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQD...

sometimes it just be like that

I fear I may be starting to love using the jet pack on Pyro. It's given me some of the most embarrassing deaths I've ever had, but at the same time I've never gotten more kills as Pyro while using it. Pairing with Backburner and Axtinguisher for best results.

I am. I have some funny clips of sneaking around as a crouching friendly Uncle, scaring people when they round the corner.

I'm glad One Thousand Uncles is a thing, but the downside is that now every time I open TF2 I just end up joining a server and spectating players for hours like it's my own little ant farm and I never get around to playing normal TF2.

laughing at these photos of chimps making out. So funny

Yay I got Togetic

The company responsible for getting people to discover the music they own ironically spends most of their energy trying to prevent people from discovering said music. Their goal is to become the only source - optimizing revenue, yet killing discoverability. It's a special brand of illogical greed.

If we're in the Matrix so machines can use us for batteries, it must be pretty annoying for them when a battery dies because it did something stupid like choke on a peanut or kick a beehive

Skyrim and Elder Scrolls 6 are gonna be like 18 years apart by the time it comes out and like honestly at that point just don't even bother making it

anywhere's good