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it is a very sad shame for this if us allergic to anything with fur. they need to cure that STAT

It's good you know your family, it's bad this is the end result. Best wishes for a best possible outcome

Mr Attorney, I am 3 tables down from you at a crowded coffee shop, stop using your court voice talking details about your privileged family law case, you are one block from the courthouse!

a woman wearing a yellow plaid jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a woman wearing a yellow plaid jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people .

Decade. That's adorable.

I am also doomed.

The Smart One is always doomed.

But I mean, checks out. And my last words will likely be "I fucking TOLD YOU SO."

For real. Also Comiskey Park.

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But I have to actually remember what I got. Give me a few minutes. Um. I can't find it anymore? But this is close and does some extra things. And is available on Amazon and Target and probably other places also. Or just on their site.

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I have a thing that is $25 and has four types of cutters and is made of plastic and has a box to hold everything that cuts, it is cheap and perfect and I dread the day it dies. And I don't think it's Oxo for once?

Hooray! I hope to hear about your progress! Or pictures? Whatever works for you!

I have 10% of an idea of what the moderation kerfuffle is but everyone who is making serious posts about how easy it is to "just move to another instance" is wildly overestimating the amount of time/energy/cope I have to handle that shit in my life. Much less investigate another instance.

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Gosh I really want to read the actual study though I am on the side of This Stuff Makes Sense

Me: Oh this book looks nice. Fantasy of some kind.

Also me: Oh fuck, this is Romantasy Jane Eyre. *backs away slowly*

I hate Jane Eyre. No shade if you don't, but I'm regretting that Hoopla loan already.

It's not that I hate isekai, it's that I'm a little tired of "I was a schlub in Real World and now I have a Fantasy World Cheat Code(TM) so life is awesome!" isekai.

Less so its companion "I was a Real World Overachiever and I want a cozy life in Isekai World." I'm...I'm into those.

Thanks, this is a thing to look out for, then!

Is...is this on Crunchroll? This might be the antidote to "I have overwhelming power but I just need to be humble and kind and feminine" which I just don't need right now.

Did...did some people watch too much science fiction?

To be clear, I have. I have absolutely done that. But I can still tell the difference between real people and things that are not sentient. 🌼

what the actual everloving fuck is this shit

a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign ALT: a man is carrying a bag in front of a no parking sign

TIL I could tell Spotify not to play an artist! Just a random choice. Something. Anything. Like maybe a shitty AI band.

AWESOME!!

OMG. Hermione and Kethry. And Tarma. And Kerowyn. YES PLEASE THE MOST. But all of it.

Boys are special (unless they're trans men, then they're traitors). Girls better agree or they're loathsome dirty little things who don't deserve opinions. Apparently. 🤬

(No I don't agree with this. Obligatory sarcasm declaimer for those who don't know me.)

I love the starburst -like things on the cover. Peak Lackey.

what the actual fuck. again.

👀

I hate AI email coaching. "Say 'it might be worth double checking X for accuracy' to make your feedback sound even more supportive."

Motherfucker, I'm writing a wholeass email about this one fact being wrong, if I say it that way, I won't be supportive, I'll be a condescending bitch. Ugh.

How dare Emma disagree. How very dare? It's such a a betrayal to have an opinion.

Go Chicago

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what the actual fuck

...I keep saying that more and more

I AM ON MY PHONE. Guess I found a use for the Bsky bookmark