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The Only Cucumber Salad I've Been Making All Summer (the Dressing's Secret Ingredient Is in Your Pantry) The peanut sauce brings all the flavor and heat.

When the recipe title is "Spicy Peanut Cucumber Salad" and it actually IS, I am both surprised and pleased.

I realize The Kitchn has resorted to the clickbaitiest of titles, though. I guess you do what you gotta do in this age of the internet? Idk.

www.thekitchn.com/spicy-peanut...

It is a sad and unfortunate fate for all our lives. But at least I know you now! 💜

WHY and HOW did I crit fail the dice roll to not know you when you lived in Chicago? Goddamnit.

I've heard of the whole "platforms Nazis" thing since I know people who run newsletters, but I haven't dug into what happened/with who since I don't have an online newsletter, so I think people who pay less attention may not have any clue if they weren't looking into it at the time.

Cosabella, why did you have to run out of that one bra that I really, really wanted to try?

And I think Tom Welling is basically doing recap podcasts with Michael Rosenbaum now? Which is cool, I don't watch it, but they seem to be having a lot of fun with the clips I've seen.

Someone watched a bunch of sexploitation and horror films from the 70s and 80s, then wrote a low budget, uh, extravaganza: Werewolf in a Women's Prison.

They forgot the apostrophe in the trailer title card.

This is going to be great. 🤣

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May your weekend be full of nat 20's💫

ICE is just like. The entire antithesis of Superman FFS.

sometimes I watch the horseshoe curve around and I really fucking wonder how no one is waving at the other side

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It was great, just great, to walk into a vintage clothes store with a wide variety of men's clothing sizes and every piece of woman's clothing was extra small. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Banana Republic, your clothing would be perfect if your skirts and dresses only had that one windmill women have been tilting at for years.

You know what I'm talking about.

POCKETS.

Oh holy fuck, that is an official FCC news release.

www.fcc.gov/document/gom...

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He'll fit right in with his new study group...

For serious, I love Andy Serkis as an actor, but Gollum is a straight-up supporting character.

Social media post that reads "I'm looking for recommendations for a fair price on half a pig. Also bulk 25-60 whole chickens would be nice. Preferably close to **** area. Thanks in advance."

There's a story here. I don't know the story. But I think it starts in dim lighting, with a twilight-esque filter, a visible moon (full) and possibly howling. Animal. Human. Maybe both.

It's the "thanks in advance" that makes it.

I have had to make my own vodka + lemon peel tincture that requires several applications to remove that combo

hm. I have so many thoughts. so many.

the vacuum cleaner + my hair = a horror movie all on its own

Very disturbing and highly dystopic that housework, when properly applied, can also be considered part of my daily exercise routine.

um. just um. wow.

Augh! I am distraught.

Ooh.

Do we actually have even the possibility for me to pre-order that fucking thing yet? 👀 Because I'm at least waiting on that!

That concludes this short, but heartfelt, rant on "but no, REALLY, shut up with your angry Supergirl bitching" for today. Thank you for listening.

I fully am into Melissa Benoist's Supergirl and really, the positive, optimistic version of a series that also gave Katie McGrath the chance to play a redemption arc like she never got to on BBC Merlin (and uh, should have, ffs) is absolutely a dream for me.

YouTuber: The CW's Supergirl was so boring and quirky and NOT DARK and I hated that she wasn't GRIMDARK and ANGRY and--

Me: Oh no how very dare. How terrible. /stop

Note that I am an X-Men reader primarily, with a sideline in Wonder Woman and Batfam. Please don't @ me about Kara. I adore the show.

I have become the owner of faintly ridiculous amounts of mulch. But only faintly ridiculous amounts.

But if I challenge you to read it by saying I know you are only a true friend if you do, you're obligated right? Right?

No one ever told me that, as an adult, I would be so concerned with what type of mulch I had to purchase to keep weeds from growing in my yard. What the actual fuck.