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Ty!

09.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re very advanced, enlightened even

09.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know I’m deep in my 30’s bc the words, “I hope I get a new meat thermometer for Christmas” just danced across my mind

09.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 94 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0

The great thing about most feeds on bluesky being chronological instead of complex trending algorithms is that when a post does badly you can rest assured it’s because you posted bad.

08.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 304 🔁 12 💬 17 📌 0

If u havent watched “the franchise” yet, its one of my fav shows of the year. Sooo funny.

07.10.2025 10:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correct

07.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ur hot

06.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That would be a dream come true! (Also Charles says thank you and hands you a domesticated cockroach)

06.10.2025 09:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to shill for a company I work with but HOLY MOLEY @dropout.tv “Cloudward, Ho!” is an incredible season of @dimension20.bsky.social. I’m gasping, I’m laughing, I’m at the combination gasp and laugh.

06.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 101 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0

I need a waterboy who will run up to me in idle moments and shoot a squeeze bottle into my mouth, it’s the only way I’ll ever properly hydrate

05.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 89 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

Tfw you feel like a cat on a hot tin roof

04.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 63 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

WILLIE!

04.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reccos for 2 player board games? Bonus points if they have world building/catan vibes!

04.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 15 📌 0

Devastated to report that the Skibidi Toilet action figures are cool as hell

01.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Truly, a relief

01.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jane, you were the best of us. You will be missed and remembered.

01.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Wow this is the scariest thing I’ll read all October! Also if u haven’t, check out “eye buy direct” they sell glasses for a tiny fraction of what the doc sells them for!

01.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot

01.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get why creators label it this way, but when a sub button says “buy me a coffee,” it really means “buy me one 200,000th of a house”

01.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fun fact as my mom gets older her eyesight is getting better bc the near sightedness of age is counter balancing the far sightedness of genetics

01.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And your cat has big paws so I bet that slap hurts

01.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WILD

01.10.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so crazy to me when people don’t have glasses or contacts. Like you can just… see? What are you a freak

01.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 146 🔁 9 💬 13 📌 0

👏👏👏

30.09.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Escape (The Piña Colada Song) is the modern “Gift of the Magi”

30.09.2025 15:57 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Bahahah

29.09.2025 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accurate

29.09.2025 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Offended that iphone just served me a memory vid titled “Back in the Day” from 2019. Let’s just slow the roll ok apple?

29.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 51 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

Penn AND teller!? I barely know ‘er!

28.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The shrekening

28.09.2025 04:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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