Carolyn Page

Important to have both friends that totally worship you and friends that give you a constant, unending stream of shit

And finally we can see George Washington fight Beowulf

YES

Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans

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A round for all in my ancestral homeland!

Let’s goooo

Oh fuuuucccc

I’m off insta tbh but glad to know she is alive! (I should prob update my bio there)

Sowwwwy

Oh wait i just had some with chocolate on it and it is good

Hahah i don’t think i have ever seen one tbh!

Oh gosh hahah

Did she get murdered??? I hope not!

Did she like meet cute someone else in Scotland?

Oh my god what does that mean

Shortbread does not taste good

i DrAnK tOo MuCh cOfFeE

Oh my god the greatest film ever made

I’m only three tasks away from completing my August to-do list

Another year proving I have truly impeccable taste. 👄 💅

Sheep from Age of Empires II: Age of Kings (PC)

a man says i 'm willing to wait for it ALT: a man says i 'm willing to wait for it

Leslie Odom Jr. is the king of Christmas music. The season is once a year but…

My love language is bone broth with just a hint of ginger

Age? Who would play them in a movie

Down with love

Booo

Tell me more about

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a man with a beard says " it 's good " ALT: a man with a beard says " it 's good "

Said it before, I’ll say it again: Nobody Wants This is extremely my shit. More fluffy rom coms about aspirationally very upper of upper middle class shows please.