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Not the body of a man from Earth Not the face of the one you love

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Exactly this.

05.03.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43959    ๐Ÿ” 10267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 475    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283

He got so worked up, his eyeliner started running.

05.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miley Cyrus at the Oscars looked like Jared Leto's Joker.
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#mileycyrus #oscars

05.03.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Ghost song is a solid "meh". Neat look though.
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#ghost #papaemeritus

05.03.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We truly..truly live in the dumbest timeline

05.03.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're truly..truly living in the dumbest timeline.

05.03.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How'd we find ourselves in this spot? I'll never understand it

05.03.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather shit in both hands and clap than watch the Presidential Address
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#trump #donaldtrump #jdvance

05.03.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rather shit in both hands and clap

05.03.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the type of shit I dreamed about when I had COVID

04.03.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not much of a Ghost fan these days but here's a neat thing I own.
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#ghost #papaemeritus

04.03.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At a glance, thought this was a rotisserie chicken

03.03.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's great ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

03.03.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very inconsiderate
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#jdvance

03.03.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a sweet little critter.

03.03.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Babe, wake up. New Luna pic dropped"
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#cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

02.03.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At a glance, thought that was Hoggle.

02.03.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finding any reason to kiss Putin's ring on bended knee

01.03.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's finding any excuse to kiss Putin's ring, on bended knee. What an embarrassing time.
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#Ukraine #Trump #donaldtrump #presidentzelensky

01.03.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How tf did they understand him?

27.02.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Felt this way when seeing The Armed. Sweet christ.

27.02.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epstein documents are about to drop. You know Trump's SWEATING
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#trump #donaldtrump

27.02.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4th spouse.

25.02.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah! Well, at least they're having a good time. ๐Ÿ˜…

25.02.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, that's a great point!

25.02.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, that's a great photo. I'm a big fan of that lil critter.

25.02.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! She's a 100% sweetie pie. Happy that you were able to add one to your family also.

25.02.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's a lil cherub

25.02.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Special delivery.
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#cat #cats #blackcat #blackcats

25.02.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 397    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I live in the Bible Belt. When I made a FB post about Musk throwing up the Seig Heil, folks I never expected came to his defense. People I've known and respected my entire life. Extremely disheartening. I just can't wrap my head around it.

22.02.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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