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You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"

My wife: We have to pack super light for this trip! Should I take the blender or the food processor?

Episode 649: I Should Join Your Undead Throng « Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff

New KEN AND ROBIN TALK ABOUT STUFF podcast episode drops, feat. showing mercy, forger-murderer Mark Hofmann, the stuffed shirt, and getting gochugaru into Korea without an invasion! www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com/index.php/ep...

Please sign my move-dot-org petition to make a "government paperwork green" Crayola crayon.

If we made it a law that no person in a company could make more than 3 times the yearly salary of its lowest-paid employee, we'd never have to worry about upping the minimum wage again.

Within a year we’re going to have full-on AI worship cults like the Quen tribe in Horizon Forbidden West

I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.

The Fourth Amendment says they can't. The Second says they shouldn't.

Fighting Illini? That's the best you could come up with? Illinois should lose accreditation.

Nearly crying after you casually tell your dad you love him after a phone call is totally normal, right?

I'll briefly entertain arguments for Bowie.

Meatloaf is the ultimate Musical Theater Nerd rockstar.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.

"Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours" is a killer lyric that absolutely does not get its due respect.

Chrono Trigger is one of those games that I feel like is legitimately one of the greatest of all time to the point where it can't really even be debated.

It's just that damn good.

Furk trump

My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.

a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

When everyone in my life is making excuses for shitty insurance companies

If we can fire every federal civil servant with neither cause nor notice, we can do the same to health insurance company employees

I prefer writing with a pen, but I'd rather use a pencil to Write.

As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind

I would like our media to become permanently hyperfixated on Marco Rubio’s recent negotiations to put immigrants and US citizens in El Salvadorian prisons.

Dear autocorrect: no one in history has ever used the phrase "chickens hit." Get your act together.

If you're this vociferous in your warning yet refuse to tell me WHY, I'm left with only one recourse to satisfy my curiosity.

democrats: oh my goodness. can he DO that?

democrats: (continue to let him do that)

democrats: he just DID that. give us $100

if you’re worried about your own safety and that of your community, and are the kind of person who’s prepared to take on the responsibility of owning and operating firearms, I would suggest adding to your collection.

the other guys already are.

DEI Isn’t Dying: These Companies Are Standing Strong Against 'Anti-Woke' Backlash in 2025 Despite pressure, many companies remain steadfast in their commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

Apple and Costco are not alone in taking a strong stand on diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI). The list of corporate giants pushing back on the 'anti-woke' #DEI backlash is growing in 2025.

www.thequeenzone.com/dei-isnt-dyi...

Hey Fox, how about a warning before you jump-cut to a shot of Tom Brady's giant serial-killer head please?