But to give him credit where it's due, Ted does do creepiness really well. And if somehow he got the nominations, I suspect we'd be hearing about his desertion of Texas during the 2021 cold snap for a stay in Cancún — again and again and again, similar to Mittens and the dog on the car roof.

From these pictures, "crowds" seems like a bit of an exaggeration.

As opposed to when Richard Nixon walked into a room alone?

Only three months to go for the grande fête.

Isn't that part of the Apgar score? They drop the newborn from 0.3 meter above the floor and see how high they bounce? No?

So. Much. "Winning."

I don't know how you say in English, but in French, it would be "le grande emmerdement."

And Ukraine.

Nice to know some feds are keeping their sense of humor. Or maybe Skynet has developed one.

So relieved to hear this will all end soon. Maybe nuclear winter will take care of the whole global warming thing.

(4) Felon-in-Chief

OK, but the nerds deserve to be n charge, if only yo make up for their short lifetimes of suffering at the hands of jerks.

Heart Like a Wheel

And you know what? The state government is welcoming people with open carry weapons to help "protect" all the visitors. Looking for a wall to smack my head against....

As much as I despise the sentiment, the sweatshirt was a (yuk) justifiable exercise of freedom of speech. His record on other things is disgusting.

It's a trap!

Marvin is OCD, but that doesn't prove he's on the spectrum.... unless we're talking about Edgar Rice Burroughs's eighth ray of the Martian spectrum.

That's because you left out the accents: ménage à trois. The scents, they make all the difference.

Since when is the last First Lady but three even expected to attend, much less when the inaugural address is likely to consist of hateful blather?

Brr. Supposed to be -8 C here tonight. Currently -5. Very grateful we had no power interruptions here. Think I heard the something like 50,000 people were without power in Virginia late Monday.

Scenic. We got five or six inches yesterday.

Congratulations! Don't know about your school or degree program. but back in the Cretaceous, when I was in graduate school, there were two grades: "A" and "Please leave." Some people might find that harsh, but to me, it always said, "Professionals in this field think you can make it."

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - God

What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong.

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/god-4

Fall of Assad is a blow to Russia's prestige Russian firepower helped keep the Syrian president in power - but in a matter of days, Moscow's Syria project unravelled.

What? Not even Putin could prop up a tinhorn dictator forever? Oh, wait....

www.bbc.com/news/article...

You used to have to have access to an expensive lawyer to get this advice.

USDA should also ban the sale of all unpasteurized dairy products. Now.

Well, it looks like the first assassination of a CEO of a "healthcare" company famous for denying treatment in order to maximize profitability has taken place, so it may be a good time to invest in private security firms used by the billionaires.

A beer and a bump, of course.

So many innocent trees murdered by people who don't even intend to use the wood for anything.

Well, seriously, which one is more fun: research or writing? I think I know the answer.