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A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”

No Love 1/2 is out now! A cocktail mix of yuri with neo-noir and girls with guns. Check the link in my bio for the full animation!!

GOG GALAXY Launcher is Coming to Linux - Steam Deck HQ A GOG GALAXY job listing all but confirms that the launcher will soon work natively on the Linux platform.

A GOG GALAXY job listing all but confirms that the launcher will be coming to the Linux platform, which will include the #SteamDeck:

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The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper 340 million americans killed in botched training exercise

The January 2026 front page of The Onion newspaper.

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I've started asking myself if what I was about to post is worth saying to the individual to try to quash the bad habits from twitter and reddit. Most of the time it's a no, so I delete it. And then ask if I want to interact with them at all and usually block them after.

I've been so much happier.

If there ever was a quote that made me actually stop and think about my world view and how I treated my fellows, this is it. I'm the person I am today because a silly little book made me go, "yeah that makes sense. Yo. Hold up a second... Aww fuck."

I really need to do a reread of Discworld early.

STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET. MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS YOU ONLY WEAR WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING. DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS. DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING." DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP. TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR, LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME, "WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON." NOT METAPHOR. NOT HYPERBOLE. A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK. PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED. UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL. UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS. STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM. STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE LIKE A LULLABY, WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE. YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO "HEAL THE LAND" IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND. THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH. THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING. THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM. THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT. AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD. GROWTH ALWAYS IS.

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I sure can't wait to hear crickets crying from those 2A hard liners over this latest US citizen murder.

It's kinda wild to me that people still use and defend that site after they publicly thanked a certain individual for "saving" them back in 2025

Well the short of it is, a very long running series that just had book 18 release yesterday. It's about a wizard in modern Chicago who uses magic to solve mysteries. Sometimes that's a murder, sometimes it's Fae shenanigans. Or vampires. Maybe a Bigfoot. Highly recommend. What book are you reading?

Dare I ask if you started reading the latest Dresden Files book that came out yesterday?

The Empty House in the last book kinda completely killed my enthusiasm rather thoroughly. Very much so a, going through the motions thing but if this was the last one I wouldn't be upset. I'm honestly not sure if I'm going to keep with it after this though.

Congratulations on the MLK Day, my fellow Americans:
We beat racism!

@theonion.com

To Noem Is To Love ’Em

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: To Noem Is To Love ’Em

If it's the one I'm thinking of it was bought up by the original founder so it wouldn't just go to some shady as fuck data broker.

A Ketchup Bottle and a Mustard Bottle attend a gallery opening. A fashionable artist, a Bullet, stand next to his work, appreciated by onlookers. The Ketchup Bottle says "Oh, please. I could do that" as he gestures to a large canvas with a violent blood spatter on it.

Turns out you just needed a really friggen big Alchemy circle.

I love Blackbeard GRIME edition.

Well this just made my day. I can't tell you how much I love your game. I think I have close to 100 hours of play time in it and I haven't had the chance to play the DLC yet.

Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads “HAMBURGER HELPED”

If that was a station wagon, I'd have asked if this was concept art for Pacific Drive.

The intrusive thought to see this done up in the color scheme as Derpy from Kpop demon hunters is telling me it's time for bed.

I absolutely love the design of it though. The sorta cat like monstrosity you want to pet until the bat undertones kick in and send you running for the door.

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

the future arrives, which ought to calm uncertainty but somehow we always manage to generate more. A king consults an oracle and gets called a dickbag.

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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives - Hard Drive TATOOINE — Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on the desert planet Tatooine... Continue reading this gem

Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives

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Nick Shirley's brain is so smooth Trump would consider using it for the Whitehouse marble remodel.