John Lebow

I was waning it, and it went off!

I can think of no greater incentive to assault ICE agents than the slim chance that it might be Dean Cain.

Before your election last year, I had plans to be in both NYC and DC. I don't plan to visit the States for a while, sorry.

At school, the choir mistress insisted that I only mimed because my singing put off the other choristers. At home, my husky lets me sing with her every night. Often, other dogs join us. I have found my choir and it is canine.

Lunchtime, doubly so.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Khepri!

Robin Williams was the first manic pixie dream girl, don’t bother trying to prove me wrong, you’ll only ever know failure

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

Panel from New Teen Titans. Not sure which year, but definetly 80s, I think it’s George Perez art Starfire is on the left, and Cyborg is on the right. Cyborg: “Now we got two people looking for Dick”

Bisexual couples after a break up

im gonna get a lot done today [flips over card that says SENILE PRESIDENT WANDERS ON ROOF OF WHITE HOUSE, LOSE 2 HOURS] ah shit

"If everyone hates me, I must be doing something right" isn't exactly the stance to take on... well, on anything, really.

In Case Of Fire.

Our album was going to be called Stop Drop, and Rock.

with my new app, IPO next week,

An osprey today, holding onto a branch with its horror talons, wings half open, head turned to one side, beak wide open with a visible tongue that might be called a blep if it weren’t so obviously telling someone to fuck all the way off. Light blue sky.

This is my fuck-all-the-way-off face.

A black and white paste on a white light pole. It reads semillasaz.org/reportice [a cute little cat points to the text: “send time + location” Puente Human Rights Movement Call 480-506-7437 to report sightings of Immigration Customs Enforcement. ICE melts. Our resolve does not. Other imagery includes a stop sign with a QR code inside that links to their website. A pair of claws appears to slash through the paper and two pieces of ice are smashed and melting.

we love public art.

Saying “our best days are ahead of us” is a act of rebellion, an act of defiance. It’s spitting in the face of gloom and despair, of hopelessness and paralyzing cynicism.

Our best days are ahead of us.

Things have a habit of evolving to look like crabs, so there is the infraorder for true crabs called brachyura while king crabs come from the infraorder anomura, which is for false crabs.
Can the general public tell false crabs from true crabs easily? Not really because they're basically the same 2/

Fuß Tattoo Motiv der Kopf von Dr. Zoidberg aus Futurama (farbig, rot) die Zehen dienen als Mund Tentakel

Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-

Hey #WrestleSky I know we're all watching the Pink Pony Club edits, but check this one out.

It works amazingly well!

You brilliant maniac!! That is actually incredible.

Hmmm... I wonder if the old Coach's Corner theme would work.

Thread -- and a quiet reminder that reading a lot as a kid can make you a much more interesting adult than, say, these dimpuses

green phosphor screencap of a rat holding an invitation the RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE how do you ACCEPT this invitation? > With GRATITUDE > With ENTHUSIASM

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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Janet From Human Resources!

Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

Hell yeah!!!

Please take care of Alan Roden, at least. He went to school for astrophysics, and I've been rooting SO hard for him.

Aren't you happier knowing that a bunny named Batgirl exists?

If I was a showrunner, ONLY deceased characters would be the voices for the 'Previously On...' catch up compilations.

Just for funsies.