Mark ❄️

I'm sure Bulgarians have contributed a great deal to the world but I am beefing with them over this

Purposefully delaying leg day and putting the split squats at the end of the session just so that they're as far away from me as possible

Magneto being platonic roommate best friends with Charles Xavier

Gonna tell the kids this was Heated Rivalry

My sister is 5 wines deep at a wedding and won't stop messaging me about her Catherine O'Hara grief. And like... Exactly.

Reading Jason Aaron for the first time and Quentin Quire I rebuke thee but Broo... that is my son. My own flesh and blood. Born of a Brood egg laid in me.

A comic panel depicting the alien, Broo, crouched in a container, asking if people have come to kill him

Every time the phone has rang at work this week

Cause you love fornicatin'! Fuh-fornicatin'!

Brian mcfadden O @BrianMcFadden X.com Wouldn't it be great if isis had the balls to stand face to face with us and fight. No weapons. No bombs. No dead children. Man to man!

Brian McFadden vs ISIS

Gerry Adams' Twitter presence circa 2014. I know people are fond of the Christmas lights complaint but I'm partial to the Creme Egg saga

Young Thug concerned leaning over computer in "nice library lady" meme

Just did this at work, stance and all

• Unreliable narrator
• Friends-to-lovers
• Toxic rivalry
• 1st-person narration
• There’s only one hammock 👀

I would have been best friends with Dispshit Derek, I call tell you that much

Pluribus already winning the Emmy for Outstanding Achievement in Sweater Game

Promotional image of James Rusameekae for Physical Asia

Physical Asia producers need to rig this diva to the end and then cast them immediately on Physical 100 All Stars

New favourite Pokemon NPC is that one diva in Legends ZA being like 'Uh the fact that they built a wild area where my husband is buried in fucking crazy?'

Deeply sinister character to bring on to my tl in this context 😩

Sometimes in times of need, greatness is thrust upon us!

Idk, Focus is divine? Even if it underperforms, SM should absolutely commit to furthering 'What if Kylie Minogue's Fever was a girl group' to please the key demographic of me

Had an argument with a woman in my library because I asked her to take her speakerphone call outside. Her response was to get mad and say I wouldn't ask the children (that she had decided were too noisy) to leave. Why invite a comparison between your behaviour and that of non-fully developed brains?

If there's one thing Jollibee is gonna do, it's heat that peach mango pie so that the inside is roughly the surface temperature of the sun

Watch told me that my sleep was highly restorative (still feeling tired but I will take any compliment)

Have seen the word crepuscular more times in the last 24 hours than in my entire preceding existence, what is Big Dictionary up to what do they know

Doshin is such a specific special experience

Well it's ogier

Another win for lost media 😔

Watched it come in and out of availability like 4 times on a local toy retailer website. Regrets, I have a few...

Years of chanting 'Malicious gay faggotry' over a signed 8x10 of Shawnna Brooks finally paid off

I hear the Pope died.

On the other hand