alex 🌱

Aha… you what?

Yosemite bloomf takeover 😍 last one to the top of the mountain gets sacrificed to the waterfall!!

Never beating the mosquito bite nip allegations 😔

I have a 1 year subscription to a calorie tracking app that’s about to expire at the end of this month… I have maybe 1 month tracked on it from last year 😶

Omg you went to NYU???

boston gay boy (top 100% of wearing a white tank top while camping)

Not personally, but I know some people who have met her!

That’s what my grandma calls it! 🥰 My doctor calls it something much more mean 😔

A moment that changed my life forever

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Stevonnie mentioned!!!

Calorie deficit diet reintegration is now

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Me when the doctor pulls out the little wooden stick:

The girl on the subway:

Our moonbeam could mean anything

And then you get to the bathroom only to realize you’re out of labubu toilet paper so you have to use your love island bidet and hope for the best 😔

I just threw some honey in mine today, but will be adding cinnamon to tomorrows 🤝

Did you tell them that the new tamagotchi paradise has a secret code for a tamagotchi collab on Roblox??

She Chappell on my roan til my sub way

Sign me upppp

Me and my new tamagotchi

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Yayyy 💕

GRWM to try the goop rectal ozone therapy enema

May I also have a delectable bowl of 30 minute bathroom sesh inducing slop 🤲

Jackie want bloomf metal

Very into making iced cortados rn

Saw a labubu up close today. No thanks! I’ll keep a commemorative Hard Rock Cafe guitar shaped bottle opener on my carabiner, buddy 🤚