Trevor

Knowing how things end with AD and Ollie, why are they editing them like this?

Nosferatu (2024) fails in the same place most Dracula adaptations do. After the characters have a discussion and reach a decision about what to do next they do not all then go and write letters to absent characters or in their diaries about the discussion they just had and the decision reached.

Goddammit, Mater

Strange. This doesn't appear to be Stephen Hauschka.

And you’re so kind to invite supporters of your *checks copy* biggest rival to drink with you.

You would think, but I’m reading here that the soccer ball represents dynamism and a connection to our community.

The logo explainers clearly indicate that the word “soccer” represents soccer

Something tells me they're not all for expanding bike lanes.

Public information campaigns can only go so far for the people - like the cyclist in the photo - who are delivery people being tracked on the apps and incentivized by the algorithm to make as many deliveries as possible in a short amount of time in order to eke out a living.

Well, they didn’t lie when they said it was a multitude of factors, I guess.

Never meant to make your daughter cry; I apologized a multitude of times

An excerpt from Shoup: The High Cost of Free Parking. The money quote is: “For Hillary Morehouse, moving her white Chrysler PT Cruiser to either side of West 22nd Street is a trip to the movies. She cranks up the air conditioning, plugs her Apple iBook in the car’s lighter and watches DVDs”

From Donald Shoup’s “The High Cost of Free Parking” and candidate for the most 2003 sentence ever written.

The Chatterton Method of sentence construction should never be encouraged but it does allow for clauses to become jump scares.

Not a big physiognomy guy but I love that Joseph Kennedy III looks exactly the way you'd expect a dude named Joseph Kennedy III to look.

Pierogi don’t really strike me as a great summer beachside farmers market dish but I would buy so many from this dude if I were there.

When expansion teams enter the league do all teams redo their discovery lists?

Okay, let’s actually keep this phenom. I don’t want to see him winning those MVPs out west.

It’s nice that there are no important news stories to be reporting on now and we can have our prestigious journalists engaged in these sorts of non-human interest stories.

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It appears your apps are not as bottomless as you claim, Mr. Bond.

The traffic patterns in a free hotel breakfast buffet are the most chaotic things in existence. No Home Depot parking lot or road in Maryland can compete.

They should print fewer lies in the newspaper.

Trump positions and Billy Joel lyrics = zero nuance. no subtext. only text.

I would bet a lot of money that Jacques Anquetil tried human breast milk at some point. Combine that with the CO he got from cigarettes and everything old is new again.

Im pretty sure Alanis has a song about it.

Michael Jordan standee in the press box

The Man Show ended after half an hour. Now there is a bottomless well of that stuff available 24/7/365.

Mr. Holland’s Opus (complimentary)

This is scary

Can’t believe we’re getting Fallout 5 before Elder Scrolls 6.